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TheKOOKReport
@thekookreport
Know what you own™️ 🅰️. Not financial advice and I will never DM you to invite you to a private chat group, ask for money, sell services, etc. Parody account!
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Dec 22, 2025
    🚨🅰️THE $ASTS DD UPDATE🅰️🚨 With the start of the Bluebird launch campaign, it's time to release the updated $ASTS DD! Know What You Own™️ & Think Like A Founder™️ kookreport.com/post/ast-space…
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Nov 13, 2025
    This is why we need billionaires, stupid socialists. Private capital finds amazing ways to spend itself.
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Jun 2, 2024
    As new investors discover $ASTS, it is time to welcome them into the fold and share the complete collection of #hardcoreDD. Spread it far and wide. "This the DD" Go to the link to download the full document kookreport.com/post/ast-space…
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Sep 30, 2025
    OH MY GOD! $ASTS
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    AST SpaceMobile
    @AST_SpaceMobile
    Sep 30, 2025
    BlueBird 6 has completed final assembly and testing and is ready for flight! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 On October 12, it will head to India aboard an Antonov large cargo plane ✈️ We are officially kicking off our next-gen launch campaign: • BlueBird 7 is expected to ship to the Cape
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Oct 1, 2025
    It goes without saying, but many of us owe @CatSE___ApeX___ a heartfelt thank you for shedding light on very opaque topics. As I sit here catching up on posts book marked for months around ITU filings, etc. His curiosity attracted the likes of Steve Larrison, Anpanman, Kevin
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Oct 1, 2025
    I've never told anyone to buy $ASTS. I have told people that I bought $ASTS, and there is a difference. I've shared 300 pages of my work as well as about 10k tweets (most of which are shitposts, but some are real shared DD). I do a weekly newsletter for my own benefit to
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    Pivotal Capital
    @Pivotal_Capital
    Aug 21, 2025
    Replying to @Pivotal_Capital and @thekookreport
    @thekookreport guy telling everyone to buy $ASTS won’t disclose anything about his position #FURU
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Oct 8, 2025
    This makes me so happy. Congratulations Moore. $ASTS
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    Moore Roger
    @MooreRoger_10
    Oct 8, 2025
    $ASTS I'm a delivery driver in Seattle WA that makes 65k per year and yesterday I became a millionaire thanks to all the great people on this board and Reddit. Still not selling anytime soon.
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Jun 18, 2025
    Remember, for most - $ASTS is a trade. For some - it’s an investment. For a few, it’s the defining moment that their entire career led up to. #Spacemob
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Sep 22, 2025
    Replying to @thekookreport
    Judge Horan has considered all the arguments...US Trustee's objection is overruled. The plan is feasible. $ASTS has liberated the Ligado spectrum and set the course for incredible innovation. THE PLAN IS CONFIRMED!* *subject to an order being signed later this week
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Sep 9, 2025
    Unpopular opinion, but today’s SpaceX deal was defensive and not offensive. The spectrum requires new handset chips and is unlikely to be deployed until 2028+, assuming the deal closes in 2027. By then $ASTS will have all but walked off with the market. Elon has to keep a TAM
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Jun 23, 2025
    Ligado disclosure statement approved. Next stop confirmation hearing where Plan gets approved (it will). The consummation of Ligado will be viewed in hindsight like Facebook acquiring Instagram. $ASTS
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Jul 11, 2025
    Simple message: @scottwisniews and $ASTS team, thanks for the incredible work. The job of an executive team is to bring a founder’s vision to life. It’s hard when a founder’s vision is “impossible.” I can’t even process how hard this team is working and how much more you have
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Jun 4, 2025
    The story here is I started this work November 2023. I almost deleted the file in January 2024 when stock cratered and I was near ruin. I picked myself up and told myself to finish it because as someone who is super-superstitious I believed that the completion of this work
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    nuke2sp🅰️ctrac⚡️
    @nuke2astra
    Jun 4, 2025
    $ASTS This The DD Bday 🎈 this banger by Kook is over 1 year old now. it’s aged well, and i’m told a summer ‘25 update is coming soon ☕️
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    TheKOOKReport
    @thekookreport
    Nov 5, 2025
    GET ON IT PEOPLE! LETS MAKE IT 10,000 LIKES AND REMIND AT&T WHAT THE POWER OF THE SPACEMOB IS $ASTS
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    AT&T
    @ATT
    Nov 5, 2025
    1k likes & we drop 🅰️n @AST_SpaceMobile update ft John Stankey 😎
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