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@theori
Home Invasion Enthusiast. Also Direct and Write Tings. Sometimes I'm Funny. Just A Kid From Chicago. #TheoriStages #TheoriLayers #ReflectiveMusic $Theori
Los Angeles, CA
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Born November 22
Joined January 2013
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    Sep 28, 2023
    These are some of my absolute favorite books, in no particular order. All of these have had a big impact on my world view at one point or another.
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    Jul 4, 2024
    Put the jail he in inside another jail.
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    Jul 3, 2024
    #FREEMYCOUSIN💔
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    Jun 29, 2024
    Give her an Oscar and a juice box RIGHT NOW. 😂
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    Jun 17, 2024
    Nigga is yo foot cake?
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    Jun 15, 2024
    I hate dogs bro
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    Jun 6, 2024
    It's not cognitive dissonance. We don't care. That mf is not in office. Drug test congress and the supreme court.
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    Jun 6, 2024
    Hunter Biden doing crack & y’all accepting it is something we like to call cognitive dissonance
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    Jul 1, 2020
    After this president, I don’t ever wanna hear the term ghetto used in reference to Black People ever AYE-GAIN. 😂😂 This mf got multiple baby mamas, divorces, bankruptcies, lawsuits, can’t read or write, eats nothing but processed trash, stay fuckin up at the job, & got warrants
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    Aug 13, 2020
    What’s your favorite black unit of measurement?
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    Sep 8, 2022
    The Media: The Queen is dying. This is such a sad, somber, not at all funny event. Our thoughts and prayers with the queen. Black Twitter:
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    BBC Breaking News
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    Sep 8, 2022
    The Queen is under medical supervision at Balmoral after doctors became concerned for her health, says Buckingham Palace bbc.in/3TTdvBJ
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    Aug 13, 2020
    Replying to @theori
    When you dealing with Black Folk, please understand that "I'm on the way" is a state of mind, not a state of being.
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    Sep 9, 2024
    And again JAY Z does not select the headliner. His people provide a shortlist of options and THE HOST CITY decides.
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    Mar 24, 2019
    Lol I'd just have to step up. Like " Welp. Guess ima duck dad now. C'mon Tre, Dre, Ye, Bray, Jay, Tay, Day Day, O'Shea, Lupe, TJ, and Victor. Let's go home."
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    For The Men
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    Mar 18, 2019
    "I'm not ready for kids" 😂😂 x.com/SamuelGrubbs1/…
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    @theori
    May 21, 2020
    Flats are for people who consistently make choices that make their own lives harder, and can't figure out why they always stressed. 😤
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    @theori
    Apr 26, 2024
    CHARRRLESSSS YO CASKETS REEAAAADYYYYY
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    Apr 26, 2024
    ICYMI: King Charles Funeral Plans Reportedly Being Discussed Amid Cancer Battle | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/NrqVXn9
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    Jul 6, 2024
    Not a Coup de Twat
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    toe, lover (living)
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    Jul 6, 2024
    Joining a poly relationship and kicking the main one out
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