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thoughtcrime
@thoughtcrime___
the worlds most favored frog. red button enjoyer
Tucson, AZ 🌵
Joined January 2021
- asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me she said only when it was a really bad hangover
what is stopping me from dressing like this every day- Replying to @notghostgumOh my god im finally early to one of your posts! Aaand I don't know what to say... Dang it brain! Think of something funny!! 😅 Welp.. this is awkward huh?
- what will you name the baby?
- Replying to @elonmuskthen explain how this fella got pregnant
- Replying to @bobbylikesbeersjust a little tummy ache. he will be fine in 15-20 min
- ummm why is there a fucking NAZI ad at the ice cream shop?
- just got a notification on my app that it’s been 1,000 days since i quit drinking pic on the left was the day i put down the bottle. started lifting about 6 months later. quitting booze was by far the best decision i have ever made feelsgoodman
