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@tinyritalingirl
genetically modified by biopreparat to like baseball and spread a rare mycotoxin. video series kinda. patreon.com/c/helpveemakel…
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    @tinyritalingirl
    May 7, 2025
    one thing that's funny about an antivax childhood is that they genuinely don't know what to do with you when you come into a clinic at 18 and are like hi could i have all of them please
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Jul 6, 2025
    remembering when i still getting used to school/life in the US again and the career counselor wouldn't take "idk what i wanna be when i grow i am only 13" for an answer. she was like no one leaves this room til u name a goal career so i said ecoterrorist and she called the cops
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Aug 24, 2025
    doing fathers estate documents and sis just found we're maybe 8th in line to inherit a tiny unusable area of a marsh back in the village that was just described to me by my aunt as "leech-infested" "more a family curse haha" and separately by someone else as "its full of leeches"
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Oct 15, 2024
    walking thru the park to pick up psych meds i said out loud "i love fall!!" and a voice from the bushes said "me too!!" really enthusiastically and they were like "sorry im just smoking weed" when i screamed
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Nov 11, 2025
    I SAW HIM AGAIN on the train and i just kind of stared at him and he like slowly raised up his computer case shoulder bag in front of his face like he was hiding behind it ohmygod
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Oct 5, 2025
    business casual white guy just shoved me into the door on the full train and was like "not cute enough for you?" so i was like wut then he yelled "you girls all wear baggy pants!" and i was like huh? and he was like "oh sorry" then yelled "guys she doesn't speak English" and left
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Jul 6, 2025
    Replying to @tinyritalingirl
    everyone, including him somehow, used to joke that he'd tell me not to come to school if he ever did it. it was a very healthy learning environment
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Oct 5, 2025
    business casual white guy just shoved me into the door on the full train and was like "not cute enough for you?" so i was like wut then he yelled "you girls all wear baggy pants!" and i was like huh? and he was like "oh sorry" then yelled "guys she doesn't speak English" and left
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    @tinyritalingirl
    May 8, 2025
    Replying to @bennetthaselton
    absolutely! i tried to get them at 17 and was denied
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Jul 6, 2025
    Replying to @tinyritalingirl
    i had to go to special school counseling and it was just me and the boy who got caught drawing school shooting plans lmao
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Mar 8, 2025
    i'm taking videos of crumbling infrastructure from the train to use in my video edits. and this guy is like "what are you doing?" i say "im a spy" and then i look up and he's like the most high. he keeps eyeing the big button u press to get help. i keep shaking my head at him.
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Aug 24, 2025
    Replying to @tinyritalingirl
    a bloodsucking evil lurking in the reeds of a home town you fled will actually be 100% of boomer housing policy for the youth by 2028 (you will somehow still be giving most of your paycheck to blackrock subsidiaries)
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Aug 24, 2025
    Replying to @tinyritalingirl
    aunt told my sisters and i we are "not allowed" to renounce our uncertain and seemingly collective claim on it due to "paperwork" lmao
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Jul 7, 2025
    Replying to @tinyritalingirl
    holy shit someone from my middle school just found me off of this
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    @tinyritalingirl
    Mar 1, 2025
    i dated a girl like this. we're now best friends and she's one of my favorite ppl ever and rly pretty and she makes cool stuff for me with her 3D printer so
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