As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds
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TomWalker.bsky.social
@tomwalkerisgood
- You know the movie’s gonna be good if this guy’s in it
- imagine thinking fifteen is five 3s, not three 5s. sick, disgusting shit
- you can just email people and they'll probably reply especially if they're in academia. it rules lol. i'm emailing gorilla researchers and getting replies like "yep, the gorillas like bananas a lot"
- I know everyone’s like “the only way to kill Dracula is a stake through the heart” but in modern times I think we should at least try hitting him with a very fast car
- just got out of Wonder Woman: 1984 and it's a triumph! I laughed, I cried - a masterpiece only slightly marred by the cinema's utterly flavourless coca cola and "salted" popcorn. Not sure if they've lost their magic touch during these trying times, but I couldn't taste a thing.
- the news is indistinguishable from shitposts. joe exotic has coronavirus? okay. in one day i take in more information than my ancestors did in a lifetime and none of it improves me
- KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
- do british people have skateboarding. hard to think about someone messing up a trick & yelling "bother"
- this is such a fucked up way to think about garfield
- My name on valorant is mywifediedin2012 and in a game a few days ago a guy said “this one goes out to this dudes wife” then got a headshot
- couldn't stop thinking about making this
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