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I’ve never met a windshield wiper speed that understands me.
Kellalena
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Kellalena
@topaz_kell
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
Joined February 2014
- …and for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.
- The Burger King employee who puts the one onion ring in with the fries is my emergency contact.
- Are they still bad habits if I’m good at them?
- A haunted house filled with women saying "I'M FINE"
- I’m such a private person, I don’t even tell myself what’s going on.
- Sitting in air conditioning makes me a better person.
- Finish your plate, there are people starving at Victoria's Secret.
- Just threw my back out scrolling down to select my birth year.
- Canceling plans releases serotonin.
- *signs divorce papers* *finally has an orgasm*
