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Topher Florence
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Topher Florence
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    Topher Florence
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    Mar 12, 2016
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    Topher Florence
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    Oct 3, 2022
    "ned from try guys" "dream" "joe biden" y'all just making up people
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    Topher Florence
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    May 16, 2022
    guy from the year 10,000 adding lead and microplastics to his meals for an anthropocene diet because ancient humans built the bass pro shop pyramid and the lost city of miami
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    Sep 10, 2018
    top three accents when british people try to do an american accent: 1930s gangster, animatronic cowboy, surfer dude top three accents when americans try to do a british accent: dick van dyke in mary poppins, michael caine, australian
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    Topher Florence
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    Aug 18, 2019
    peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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    Aug 2, 2022
    the problem with modern adaptations of cinderella is that the story is so famous you don't recognize that "cinder" is supposed to be a mean nickname, i propose calling her something like "crustina" or "zoe the mop bitch"
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    Topher Florence
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    Mar 20, 2021
    there are pet cat items in animal crossing no pet cats so fake cat technology continues to advance
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    Topher Florence
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    Nov 16, 2022
    "visit goth target in the metaverse"
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    Topher Florence
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    Oct 7, 2021
    back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
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    Topher Florence
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    Dec 4, 2021
    mentally preparing myself for the mario trailer
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    Topher Florence
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    Nov 30, 2022
    the nikki series as like "dress up doll games" have had the most ridiculously complex epic fantasy lore, like if a barbie game was dealing with war and societal upheaval and assassinations and drug smuggling and banking systems so it finally just being an rpg makes sense
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    Nov 30, 2022
    Check out the announcement trailer for Infinity Nikki, the fifth game in the Nikki series. This open-world dress-up adventure game from PaperGames is coming to PC, PS5, PS4, Android, and iOS devices.
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    Topher Florence
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    Jul 23, 2022
    galaxy brain premise for a steam game: are you a good enough gamer to beat the refund window?
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    Aug 16, 2018
    this is a good gag
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    Topher Florence
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    Dec 3, 2023
    we have to get solid snake out of the multiverse. if he shows up in another game his ass is gonna be fully concave. every time he meets ryu from street fighter he has less cake.
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