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We're making a comeback.
The newest wildling is scheduled for August. ❤️🤰👶
Man, JD and the 2nd Lady just out here stealing mine and @triggeryfingers thunder
(2nd week of August)
Triggery Fingers
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Triggery Fingers
@triggeryfingers
Final Firing Position
Joined January 2022
- How the fuck did it become possible to make six figures and live paycheck to paycheck?
- GM Twits! ☕️☀️🤘 Here's a pic of me and my tiny sexist weiner.
Replying to @Pestoso_A @realshlippi and 2 othersLmao gun nuts are always racists and sexists---also compensating for their tiny wieners, it is hilarious - I'm sorry y'all. Frank didn't make it. Sometimes that's just how it is on the farm. But we always try. #RIPFrank 🐽
- As it turns out, I have an abx resistant bacteria in my blood, catching it early was good - mortality is 20-40% for folks who don't. My risk is lower but not small. I'm a thick combo of optimistic and afraid. Bought pie and toys for the kids today. Send vibes.
- Update number whatever. I'm being admitted. I had a 2nd miscarriage in July I never really posted about and apparently retained some contents. So it's my uterus and my bladder and my blood that are infected, and I'm here mainlining abx until I test clean.
- Some of y'all have never been properly groped in a movie theatre, and it shows.
- As it sometimes happens on the farm, we have several litters due at once. The one yesterday was perfect for a first time mom. Just found another first timer with a pig on the ground, this one a wee weak little piglet who, according to every single wise farmer of livestock you
- Who is the best modern role model men have for masculinity right now?
- On the road, just wondering what unsolicited advice the men of Twitter have for me today. 🥰
- Replying to @SameeraKhanLol she didn't even talk about manual labor. She talked about what color stain and how pretty the exposed trusses would be. You're so scared somebody might see how capable she is you've got to try and get ahead of it 😂
- Replying to @triggeryfingersI JUST SPENT A HUNDRED DOLLARS ON MILK, CREAM, CITRONELLA CANDLES, 3 CANS OF SPRAY PAINT AND A CHOCOLATE BAR THAT'S HOW
