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Damn you gotta remind him of all this on his birthday??Today is Keanu Reeve's 60th birthday. You may not know that he was abandoned by his father at 3 years old and grew up with 3 different stepfathers. He is dyslexic. His dream of becoming a hockey player was shattered by a serious accident. His daughter died at birth. His wife
- i told my mom i’ve been getting so many compliments on my appearance lately and she started praying because she said that’s a sign that you’re about to die. she will always be my biggest hater bruh
- my brother is blasting Beethoven while he smokes dabs and does a 1000 pc puzzle
- I hate when I run out of stupid things like aluminum foil. That was supposed to last forever
- i like when spongebob calls him “gare bear” 🐌
- white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisilign
- Men suffering in a world that was designed for them is so funny to me like mf you made the sandwich
- Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet
