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Today is the day, my book NONE OF THE ROCKS is officially available to read, hear and burn! Excited to share it with everyone. And please come hang with me at a signing! hachettebooks.com/titles/joe-tro…
Joe Trohman
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Joe Trohman
@trohman
You can buy my book, NONE OF THIS ROCKS, now! How fun.
Joined November 2008
- But not Proud Boys or any other white nationalist (aka neo-Nazi) organizations. If you vote for this abomination in the upcoming election, you are racist. He has no other platform outside of hate and white pride.President Trump Says ANTIFA Will Be Declared “Terrorist Organization” dlvr.it/RXjf1J
- I'm sorry I didn't mean to be online
- Next time you see someone you really want to meet (like a hot celeb) just be like “Hey we both have a really close friend in common.” and they’ll be like “Who?” and then you say “Jesus Christ, our lord and savior.” Then ask for his/her phone number.
- Thanks to Trump for making my wife the angriest I've ever seen her. That was my job, you fucking prick.
- I take these INSTEAD of vitamins!Don't mind if I do.
- Since I have a lot of younger followers...is “rad” a cool word to say? Or no? Asking for a dad. Me. I’m the dad.
- I just said “thank you” to a package of salami and threw it away bc of Marie Kondo
- I’m not big into birthdays that don’t involve real people I actually know, but Cork Tree is 15 years old today, and that’s a big old something!
- Replying to @trohmanFYI this won’t work on me — I am Jewish and I don’t want/have any friends ever for my whole life.
- My daughter requires I draw with her once a day. I asked her what to draw and she said "Batman, he's a big new boy!"
