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Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
@tsarlet2
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Jun 15, 2023
    I beg zoomers to get better tastes in women
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    @tsarlet2
    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @FrailSkeleton
    Vets complain about how many people leave the room because they can't bear to watch their dog die, then the dog flips out since it's left alone in an unfamiliar room
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Dec 27, 2024
    Replying to @elonmusk
    Elon, hiring foreigners at your company because you can pay them below-market salaries is textbook "wanting America to lose for your own personal gain"
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    @tsarlet2
    Jun 3, 2025
    Replying to @plzbepatient
    The guy was a professional snitch lmao
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Jul 19, 2023
    The first time they change a nonwhite historical figure to be white instead of the other way around it's Elliot freaking Rodger
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Sep 30, 2025
    Replying to @arya_sundaram
    "Like all journalists, he can't stop lying"
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Apr 23, 2024
    Replying to @libconservative
    If you don't understand why getting your groceries from a charity while employed at a well-paying job is a bad thing, you have to go back.
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Feb 24, 2025
    Replying to @yfcherries
    You should try running normal looking candidates.
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Sep 7, 2025
    Replying to @pnwguerrilla
    Dude you killed a farm animal not Godzilla, relax
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Feb 21, 2025
    Replying to @esjesjesj and @WotanPrince
    You forgot to bot the likes. Also you lost
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Feb 12, 2025
    Replying to @esjesjesj
    Damn that's crazy You forgot to bot the likes btw
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Jun 3, 2025
    Replying to @bog_beef
    Does this work for "mass assault weapons"
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Sep 11, 2025
    Replying to @gallintry
    Stop watching porn, uninstall Discord, cancel your hormone deliveries and you'll be fine
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    Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
    @tsarlet2
    Aug 15, 2025
    Replying to @RichPianian
    NYU doesn't start classes until September 2
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