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tunient
@tunient
having fun email: tun(at)airmail(dot)cc, tunient(at)proton(dot)me bsky: tun.bsky.social
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Jul 1, 2023
    if you want to contact me, please email me: tun(at)airmail(dot)cc
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    @tunient
    Jun 17, 2024
    Replying to @Laserpig_Utopia
    was it this tumblr post? old.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comme…
    -They have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the correct respects right is banishment, if you're lucky, and death if you're not.
-they have wild and unexpected parties where you'd least expect to find them, but if you're bold enough to entertain them they'll feed you and caress you and play with you all night
-time runs strangely in their realm their homes are summerlands, warm and bright, no matter the season, there is always fruit on their tables, but not everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again.
-their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their own rules you will access riches beyond imagining
-sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads
-they will absolutely steal your children away when your children return-if they ever do- they will come back strange. they will know things they shouldn't they won't know things that they should your strange children might survive
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Jun 21, 2024
    Replying to @chinesegon
    just be like us (me) and poast your takes on x dot com the everything app smdh my head
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Dec 12, 2023
    Replying to @StoopMensch
    the germans are coping so hard they have a derogatory term for people who take warm showers 💀
    Warmduscher is quite a facetious, insulting term used to decry someone as weak or cowardly.

A similar English expression would be ‘wimp’ or ‘mollycoddle’.

The term literally means ‘hot showerer’, which implies the idea of someone unwilling to step out of their comfort zone, or do things which make them feel uncomfortable. It stems from a German myth that taking a cold shower is considered masculine.
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    tunient
    @tunient
    May 12, 2024
    Replying to @AnniePosting
    congrats!
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    Visa is doing marketing consults (see pinned!)
    @visakanv
    May 18, 2021
    the stuff you joke about (even ironically or whatever) has a way of shaping your reality so be careful and deliberate with that stuff. a lot of people out here fumbling their own bags by joking about outcomes they don’t want. you might as well joke about the outcomes you do want
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Dec 1, 2024
    Replying to @chinesegon
    >guys getting paid 3x your salary obvious skill issue on my part, just have to get myself paid more
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    @tunient
    May 12, 2024
    idk whether or not this particular organization will be effective in the long run, but i'm hoping we'll see more sports organizations embrace biotech instead of clinging to human normality
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    Enhanced Games
    @enhanced_games
    Feb 8, 2024
    The Enhanced Games would be pleased to welcome an enhanced Olympic Champion James Magnussen (@james_maggie91) to be "juiced to the gills". Yes, $1m in prize money for breaking the world record can be organized. smh.com.au/sport/swimming…
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Dec 12, 2023
    Replying to @StoopMensch
    >noooo but muh nuclear waste and disasters >burning coal and natural gas is actually better for the environment >actually heating your water and home makes you weak and unmanly
    crying German wojak
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    @tunient
    Aug 1, 2024
    Replying to @anpaure
    maybe they could simply make more or less money
    Total Fertility Rate by Income Group
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Sep 19, 2023
    don't need to fire a gun, just put gûnshóts dot mp3 on the drone
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    @tunient
    Jul 19, 2023
    Replying to @uncle_deluge
    amazing, hope we see a lot more people learning from games tbh
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Jun 10, 2023
    Replying to @beginanon @abelian_groupie and @PstafarianPrice
    lmao yes we should make educational software as addictive as possible
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Aug 5, 2024
    Replying to @coopercooperco
    i hope i manage to treat people well in general (or avoid interacting with them altogether)
    Screenshot of tweets from @halvorz:

people desperately want to find people it is socially acceptable to be cruel to

uh oh sure hope it isnt socially acceptable to be cruel to me,
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    tunient
    @tunient
    Feb 28, 2024
    Replying to @panchromaticity
    >looking for a standard prefix >ask the labeler if their prefix is base 10 or base 2 >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is base 10 and what is base 2 >she laughs and says "it's a good prefix sir" >get a prefix >its base 2 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megabyte
    Table of Multiple-byte units
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    tunient
    @tunient
    May 17, 2024
    Replying to @coldhealing
    going therapy isn't even enough to improve mental health and could make it even worse. you have to find a good therapist, which is an even harder problem (i am not a doctor. not medical advice.)
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    kasra
    @kasratweets
    Mar 10, 2024
    the most effective therapists are 10x better than the average therapist the least effective therapists actively make their patients worse
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