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dex🦄
@unicorndex
a functioning alcoholic
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Born June 14
Joined March 2013
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    @unicorndex
    Dec 22, 2023
    i’m sexy & i’m kind i’m pretty when i cry 👅
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    Aug 6, 2022
    spanish teacher: how do u say “friend” in spanish? 8 year old me:
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    May 2, 2019
    “strike the band up” is literally a lyric in the song. the same band on stage is the same band in the music video. and just for the future, beyoncé is not the only artist allowed to have a band onstage.
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    Jamilah Michelle
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    May 2, 2019
    TAYLOR SWIFT JUST BIT TF OUTTA BEYONCE ON THE BILLBOARD AWARDS ... I’m 💀😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 where is the beyhive????
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    Dec 26, 2022
    Replying to @heyyitsjanea
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    @unicorndex
    Jan 23, 2022
    ashanti: he’s like a lighter to my cigarette 8 yr old me: watch me smoke
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    @unicorndex
    Feb 6, 2020
    camila cabello really put out a REAL ass album. touching on hard topics to talk about & no one appreciated it the way they should have. the lyrics on this album are IMPECCABLE.
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    Jan 24, 2022
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    @unicorndex
    Dec 25, 2018
    me: I’ll go, but i’m not drinking me when i get there:
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    @unicorndex
    Feb 16, 2016
    My daddy homophobic, mama more homophobic. You mix that hatred wit that gay shit get a power bottom! I like my dildo 13 inches & vibration!
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    @unicorndex
    Dec 18, 2023
    sick of my tl refreshing itself when i’m reading something
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    Jul 30, 2022
    i need my dick sucked rn
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    May 2, 2019
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    ALSO, Taylor Swift BEEN DOING the band shit. let’s not.
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    @unicorndex
    Aug 6, 2022
    Replying to @MyaAngeliqueC
    she was looking for her spanish friend in the crowd
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    @unicorndex
    Nov 28, 2017
    Taylor Swift has 6 SOLID albums. Try listening to one & see WHY she is as big as she is. Instead of hopping on the “i hate Taylor Swift for no ACTUAL, personal reason” twitter trend. 😌🤷🏽‍♂️