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ᾶσχτ (âsht)
@utilitaryan
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Aug 5, 2025
    A family friend went in for a stomach-related surgery, and they ended up cutting her fallopian tubes, making her infertile at the age of 22.
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    Brewgaloo
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    Aug 5, 2025
    Share some lore about the time the NHS tried to kill you or someone you love.
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Mar 25, 2025
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    @utilitaryan
    Sep 2, 2025
    Napoleon in winter gear
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Sep 2, 2025
    The funniest Albanian folktale is probably that of Muji and the Zanat (Fairies). A shepherd boy wins the fairies’ favour, and when granted a wish, he asks for strength. They let him drink their breastmilk (?), and he instantly becomes the strongest man alive.
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Dec 18, 2024
    We are going to turn you into soap, you fat fuck.
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Aug 5, 2025
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    I felt particularly bad for her because she had just gotten engaged, and a few months later they broke it off, not because of this at least publicly anyway, but I can’t help but feel it played a part. The surgeon was Indian.
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    May 28, 2025
    He who saves his country violates no law
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Jun 28, 2025
    Roman von Ungern-Sternberg’s great-grandniece is an American gym TikToker.
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    May 28, 2025
    Varg had to rework his entire racial framework because his son came out with dark brown hair.
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Aug 4, 2025
    Etsy is the white man’s marketplace of choice, where else can you get handmade Dacian & Phrygian caps?
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Oct 20, 2025
    “Only see no brown people”
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Apr 27, 2025
    Foid who lets you rest your head in her lap (conceptual)
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    Oct 22, 2025
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    ᾶσχτ (âsht)
    @utilitaryan
    May 12, 2025
    What it feels like to be the only White guy on public transport
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