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Seymour Butts🌿
@veronbot
ᴰᴬᴰᴰʸ ᶜᴴᴵᴸᴸ don't read my tweets,they're garbage • ig: penny.lame
Toronto/Planet Earth
Joined July 2009
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Jul 22, 2018
    I really hope that my future husband is cool with having our first dance to In Those Jeans by Ginuwine 🤷‍♀️
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Mar 15, 2020
    i fuckin’ HATE mixed signals. like do you wanna lick toaster strudel frosting off my titties or leave me on read for hours??? idk
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Sep 11, 2020
    RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS SOBRIETY!!! I cannot stress this enough
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Feb 24, 2021
    Just casually thinking about all the wifey shit I did for dudes who deserved beans straight from the can
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Feb 23, 2024
    What if we kissed at the Taco bell?
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Mar 31, 2021
    All I want is a healthy relationship with some disrespectful sex
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Sep 30, 2020
    As a Canadian, I am willing to offer marriage to one of my American friends so they can have citizenship, may the betting begin 👀😂
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    Seymour Butts🌿
    @veronbot
    Jul 5, 2020
    You tryna keep a Polaroid of my ass in your wallet or nah?
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Jul 2, 2020
    Oof 🥴🥴
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Dec 29, 2023
    I hate it here
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Oct 12, 2021
    A little tip: if youre told not to discuss your salary with your peers by management, please go discuss your salary with your peers. There is 100% at least one person getting underpaid.
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Dec 8, 2020
    I just wanna do mushrooms and go look at Christmas lights..
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Dec 22, 2020
    This
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    Seymour Butts🌿
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    Apr 26, 2020
    Sheeeeeeeet 😬🥴
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