I’ve not had sex for long now, my clitoris is now clitowas. 😪🤧
Valar Morghulis 🪙
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- I can cook I can clean I fine like 3 Miss World I have big boobs I have big ass I am sexy I can play FIFA and Mortal Kombat I watch ball (Man Utd for life) I am AA I can spell coconut on your D. I can arch like pro. I sabi book But I’m still single 😭
- You are 25 and he is 28, you ended the relationship with him cos he told you he wasn’t ready for marriage and you feel your biological clock is ticking and your mindset had evolved from just dating and breaking up. You needed someone that had the same marriage mindset as you. 1/4
- Replying to @instablog9jaThey don’t look Nigerians. They have South African heads
- My flatmate saw this girl on the street couple of days ago, he wooed her and got her number. She came to the house yesterday, we found out she was 19years. After hosting her, she left and then he deleted her number. See just move with guys that don’t think with their Dicks.
- 3 years ago I was in a r/ship with this girl. It was Valentine’s Day, I was broke but I managed to get her a cake and send to her. I wasn’t expecting anything in return tho cos to me everyday with who i was dating was val’s day. 2 weeks after Val’s Day I got a credit alert of
- If Obi Cubana mother’s burial didn’t teach me anything, it thought me that you can’t become a millionaire working 9-5 and earning salaries.
- I said I won’t stop betting until I see green green. Finally the day has come, all thanks to Mr Bayo and Amber. I am now seeing green green. It’s bush and trees cos betting don finally send me go back my village.
- Amber is a girl Amber is a gambler Amber won N1.7m last month Amber is Nigerian from owerri Amber doesn’t need urgent 2k from any bagger Amber has lost money and also won money too. Stop asking young Men for money, be like Amber, go play 10 odds.
- Replying to @oku_yungxYou don kill person finish you dey shout “on your kneels now” 🤣🤣
- Replying to @UTDTreyWin 10th Lose 10th Draw 10th Nkunku score 10th Sterling miss next match 10th Play home 10th Play Away 10th 10th FC 😂😂😂😂
- Lord Jesus, the day I come on this app to start arguing Wizkid and Davido, just send thunder to strike me.
