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m a x w i t t e r t
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m a x w i t t e r t
@waxmittert
5'8"
- This bitch needs to figure her shit out quick. I’m sick of her.
- They should invent reverse trauma. Like an event that’s so positive it changes you for the better.
- I feel like cars should be allowed to hit each other a little bit and not have it be a THING you know?
- I’m doing the lords work (judging)
- You guys have to try my recipe for broken glass pasta. This shit is so fire…
- And he was 35 at the time, by the wayno one has looked better
- Gay astronauts be like “tea minus 10…. 9…. She 8….. 7….”
- It’s actually totally insane that absolutely no scammers abroad have figured out that the one thing we don’t call each other in the English speaking world is “dear.”
- I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc
- Not sure why iPhoto doesn’t have a “that’s my ex, please stop” button
- “Omg this reminds me of you so much.” - someone showing me something I fucking hate
