The Ever Elusive Weezopotamus
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The Ever Elusive Weezopotamus
@weezel32
Seller of things. Fan of baby penguins. Team Data. Enemy of rhetoric. Still "it" from a game of tag in 1988. 15.94%.
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    @weezel32
    May 13, 2020
    Replying to @MavenofHonor
    I am 5'6". I once turned around quickly walking down Las Vegas Blvd, and found myself damn near nose to balls on Shaq as he was ducking into a store to get away from the gathering crowd. He mumbled "sorry little man". I uttered "woah, you are..." "Yeah." End of conversation.
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    @weezel32
    Dec 28, 2023
    Scary moment in the HamCo-Eldorado game. Ridiculous.
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    @weezel32
    Apr 12, 2023
    Replying to @PFF
    Whoever is picking after the Raiders.
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    @weezel32
    Dec 29, 2023
    Replying to @weezel32
    Over on Facebook, there are videos of the same kid doing this in other games. I would guess he has played his last high school game after this.
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    @weezel32
    Oct 1, 2020
    Replying to @blondecurls @SteveScully and @realDonaldTrump
    Usually Donnie has to pay extra for that.
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    @weezel32
    Oct 29, 2023
    Replying to @ReedCooley
    What did these people have against Thanos?
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    @weezel32
    Apr 9, 2023
    Replying to @welchsa and @JasonIsbell
    Took a stroll through this guys feed. Hoo boy. The disconnect from reality is honestly quite impressive.
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    @weezel32
    Dec 12, 2023
    Replying to @SharpFootball
    Good no call here.
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    @weezel32
    Jun 10, 2021
    Replying to @PaulHembo and @cdunn1993
    Historical perspective.
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    @weezel32
    Nov 24, 2021
    A little band from Oklahoma just blew up the Internet. #turnpiketroubadours
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    @weezel32
    Feb 21, 2021
    1,000 for @landonzurliene
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    @weezel32
    Apr 15, 2022
    God bless @USAquarium. The lead single video starts with a breakup, a guy getting laid off and a graveyard visit. And this is "the only happy song on the album". I love this band so, so much.
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    @weezel32
    Apr 30, 2020
    So, I’ve lost 25 pounds over the last year or so. Cool, but whatever. Those are just numbers. Today, Sarah had a rough day, so I gave her a hug when she got home. After a few seconds, Sarah: “Hey, my arms fit around you all the way.” Damn, that felt good to hear.
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    @weezel32
    Jul 2, 2021
    Replying to @Travistritt
    Jesse Owens and Tommie Smith say hi.

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