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Wes Lash❼
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Wes Lash❼
@wesley__1k
🎒| | |Dare to be great 🔑Basketball Coach @ SF
Fort Worth, TX
Joined February 2015
- My neighbor has a wife. Or a girlfriend. I’ve seen them kiss. Hold hands. All that. During the day (when his girl is at work) I noticed another girl was coming over during the day. Didn’t think nothing of it at first. Minding my business.
- Replying to @wesley__1kI said “oh man” didn’t know what else to say so I just headed upstairs.. enjoyed my food while hearing Greg be told to leave.. he’s gone, my stomach is full, and my car is in handicap.. what a life.
GIF - Replying to @wesley__1kSo I’m sitting there thinking “oh Gregory, you have no idea what you’ve just done”
GIF - Replying to @wesley__1kSoooo I’m just waiting.. WAITING.. until I see Greg’s wife again.. I’m throwing this man under the bus like a mechanic 😂😂 couldn’t wait!! Lmao. So I head to get food that night and what do you know. Her and I pull in at the same time.. man. Life sure is sweet Greg.
- Replying to @wesley__1kI said “I haven’t met you yet! I met Greg and his sister earlier today! She seems sweet!” She said “his sister?” I said “yeah! She was up there today, she’s been coming a lot lately! Sibling love ehh?” She said “Greg doesn’t have a sister”.. 💀💀💀
- Replying to @wesley__1kShe looks at me as if she wants to ask me something, I pretend someone is calling me and I put the phone to my ear, and go in my house. And immediately drop my Whataburger and start looking out the peep hole like Anne Frank 💀😂
GIF - Replying to @wesley__1kI say, “hey, uhm, you’re Greg’s wife right” she says yes why!? And I couldn’t wait to tell her what I had plotted. 😂 been planning it all day
GIF - Replying to @wesley__1kBut their door is like right by mine. And I see her. Every day. Come over. Stay about an hour or so and leave. So I was like mannnn let me do some detective work.
GIF - Replying to @wesley__1kThe cop asks if it’s mine, I say yes, and the cop WRITES ME A TICKET! And Greg gives me a look.. and just walks off while I’m standing there getting a ticket issued to me... like.. seriously?
- Replying to @wesley__1kSo I get back from Whataburger and they are FIGHTING. And I hear him say “babe it’s me here all day long, you’re literally over thinking” and she said “Greg like I wanna believe you but I’m just not sure” and I’m like mannn, she’s on to you Greg.. bout that time she comes out
- Replying to @wesley__1kThe next day.. I go outside to my car, where I had parked in Handicap, yes I know, I shouldn’t have. Forgive me. But that’s not what this is about, well, I come downstairs there’s a cop by my car, and Greg.. and he says to the cop “it’s HIS car” points at me..
- Replying to @wesley__1kSooo one day I was walking outside and I passed her on the stairs, and the thought to tell her flashed my mind, but I was like, it’s not my business and it may not even be what it seems... let me Shutup and go to Whataburger.
- Replying to @wesley__1kI started noticing when she was leaving she ALWAYS had her hood on. Always. And she’d scurry down the steps and go straight to her car. Quick. And then leave. He didn’t walk w her. Nothing. Just show up then leave.
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