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whirow 🏳️⚧️
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whirow 🏳️⚧️
@whirow94
labubu phonk enthusiast
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- So recently I found out my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me about it and instead of getting angry, I just fell on the floor and started cackling. She kept telling me that she "was not joking" and she told me to be serious, but I really couldn't take her seriously.
- >sells funny gimmick account >watches it crash and burn in 3 days
- Replying to @whirow94thank you for reading this masterpiece of an email i got yesterday.
- Replying to @whirow94She screamed in horror upon realizing I spent all of it on Genshin Impact and various other gacha games. Then following that I responded with "I knew, you cheated, all along, all along, all along" (I didn't, but at that point i could really say anything,
- Replying to @whirow94I laughed straight for 15 minutes, my stomach hurt, and I was really out of breath. After I finished, she looked me in the eye and said "babe I'm being serious, I cheated on you, and I'm so sorry". Instead, this enticed me to laugh even more.
- Replying to @whirow94The tears on my cheek should have been from sadness, but were actually from laughter. Then, once I calmed down I looked at her with a straight face and said "sorry, I was just tickled pink by your remarks, but I know you are being serious".
- Replying to @whirow94She kept saying she was sorry afterward, but then I grinned from ear to ear, and told her to check her bank account (we share a bank account). When she opened it, I chuckled and said, "notice anything..... different?".
