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isabel
@wisepissmage
Best in breed
- The dystopian future they tell you about in media is happening now, just not to you.I am still alive. Today, I headed south on my bicycle👋🍉
00:00 - My boyfriend is trying to teach me how to play dark souls right now and it feel like when your dad is trying to do your math homework with you while you cry at the kitchen table
- Just picked up my next two library books! Like or retweet this if you love libraries and hate Israel!
- My friend the other night said the reason we watch tv at night is because we have the ancestral desire to watch the flickering lights of the fireIt's crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That's some real epigenetic memory shit
- Had to go with the classic lunch today. Was so excited about this I couldn’t sleep last night. Whole break room clapped when I brought it out
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Had a dream there was a new meme and it was just celebrities pinky toes falling out of their heels on red carpets with the caption “Oh No” - Guys will do this on dates and tell you they really like you and want to see you again and then never talk to you again
