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Wiza Jalakasi
@wizaj
Husband ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ / Gamer ๐ŸŽฎ / Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ผ / Tweets: fintech, AI, culture / Africa @twifintech / ๐Ÿ“ธ IG: AfricaFintechGuy / No DMs, please use [email protected] ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
JNB / NBO / LOS / DXB
Joined January 2009
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    Lol for a moment I wasnโ€™t sure whether this was about Kenya, Nigeria or South Africa.
    BREAKING : Nationwide darkness as national grid collapses again
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    Please donโ€™t allow yourself to be the first born in your family. If you can find a way avoid it, please do. Otherwise, you will see shege.
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    Lol just found this video from 8 years ago where I was applying for the role of Google Student Ambassador in uni. I ended up getting the role and I suspect it was because of the light humour ๐Ÿ˜…
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    The people of Malawi wish to express their concern with the increasingly volatile situation in the United States. We strongly condemn any acts of post election violence and we call upon the US authorities to put in place all measures to ensure democratic process prevails.
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    I donโ€™t find it rude at all. I have a theory that part of the reason some parts of the society remain unable to access wealth is because we still view some conversations about money as taboo, even between friends. Especially stuff like salary etc. Information asymmetries hurt us.
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    A critical moment in my career so far
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    It's about 15 years ago that my Dad, @LouisJalakasi bought me my first PC. That set me on the journey that made me who I am today. Now 15 years later, I bought him his first MacBook ๐Ÿ˜Ž #ProudSon
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    My Airbnb host has completely finished me. $44 a night
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    Dating as an expat in Kenya is a little bit wild, Nigerian men came and raised the stakes for everybody (it's fine), so you have to bring your A game every time. This year I go fly out someone's daughter to tropical paradise for her birthday and put Malawi guys stock price up.
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    What a time to be alive. Cloud outage affects your IoT mattress and now you canโ€™t sleep ๐Ÿ˜…
    The AWS outage has impacted some of our users since last night, disrupting their sleep. That is not the experience we want to provide and I want to apologize for it. We are taking two main actions: 1) We are restoring all the features as AWS comes back. All devices are currently
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    *with electricity sir. Malawi has electricity most of the time. No Malawi guys are showing up for Valentine's day with diesel for gen for birthday.
    Nigeria will stay winning. This is not David and Goliath matter. Because Malawi is still like a couple local govt in Lagos.
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    Google Docs is a really amazing product, I can't believe it's free
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    I donโ€™t plan stuff. I donโ€™t believe in planning. I just believe in doing your best at what you do best at all times and everything else is everything else. Everything else is a plus.โ€ย โ€“ย @burnaboy
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    Thank you God for keeping things running smoothly ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
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