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moni
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- Okay so apparently you are “not allowed” to soyface in the louvre and I was escorted out immediately after this photo was taken
- Need Charli to tweet “she’s racist for saying that I’m a drug addict just because I’m brown” and then turn off her phone
- Secular version of Islamic prayerwhen i’m bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them
- Alcoholics be like it’s 8am time to make myself really fun and relaxed and awesomeThis Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian
- “Weighted blankets” are insane because they appears to be one of the most dangerous objects with the potential to gigafry your brain but are exclusively used by turbonormies who want to “improve their sleep quality” who basically get oneshotted by the 6D Sleepytime Bear Demon
- Just saw a glass bus stop in the fog. You could see the imprint of the last people who sat there
- I genuinely believe that Taylor Swift went through some Flowers for Algernon type experiment surgery which allowed her to write Folklore and Evermore and she has just been mentally deteriorating since then
- My most fucked up trait is that I don’t own a bookshelf so I just keep all of my books in dresser drawers like this
- My biological father
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