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new story i whipped up; i intend it to be part of a wider and longer piece of fiction, so stay tuned and enjoy!
Wilterson Witzky da Silva 🀄
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Wilterson Witzky da Silva 🀄
@ww_dasilva
Amateur Mahjonger; Junior Tea Leaf Reading Analyst; Humanist Globalist Capitalist; Illiterate Boar
"Dr. Pepper is an intellectual drink for the chosen ones."
Joined June 2022
- oh my god he's even got the third worlder lightinghitler would kill himself again
- i thought this was some non-sequitur, dadaist bit, but no, millions of people in mitteleuropa do this every yearrare childhood christmas memory: not being able to take a bath because theres a carp in the bathtub
mathematicians will look you dead in the eye and say this is good exposition- spain has a homicide rate 1/30 of mississippi's and a life expectancy that's 13 years higher, but mississippians have more air conditioners and dryers so who can say which is better reallyGDPcels will claim that Spain is poorer than Mississippi…
- spain has a higher gdp per capita than south koreaThis is how you build outperforming nations 🙏
- Replying to @sudovatnikhis whole schtick is "white boy STUNS [ethnic group] with FLAWLESS [language]" but seeing him do it for cajuns in louisiana is killing me
- coming up with a genre called "obamaslop;" what else you got
- the demographic of "people who actively carry pocket constitutions" is gonna change quite a lot
- Replying to @left_plainit's the meme where it's like "orthodox and catholics on god: god is an unknowable, boundless force that mystifies and nurtures us all protestants on god: yeah i talked to god the other day and he said it's ok i got a dui"
