Born too late to discover new land and too early to discover new worlds but just in time to collect microplastics in my major organs
warrior cop
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- I hate how people pile on chiropractors just because they’re fake and dangerous
- Lol the same executive at nbc greenlit fear factor and the apprentice, setting an unbelievable sequence of events in motion
- One of the dumbest things I ever heard was a friend of mine asking for advice about his wife being pissed at him for a week straight. She’d been trying to spice up their love life and asked him what he liked that she didn’t know about and he said Asian girls lmfao
- acme was just mailing bombs and rockets and shit to a dog
- I hate when a deeply personal murder investigation threatens to unravel a tight-knit small town
- It’s gross we haven’t figured out a different way of washing your ass than inserting bar of soap halfway
- Skinny dipping as a grower is very bold
- That’s not how you use that expression but ok
- “You come up with a new fucking angle on this or you come up with a new fucking job”
- Speedheads melting down in replies that a crowded residential street calls for more careful drivingLittle girl runs into street without looking
00:00 - Reading about this guy I saw a TikTok about, and like, what was the fuckin plan dude
