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they should invent a memorial day weekend where you can go to the pool
xanax in cinnabon (ali)
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xanax in cinnabon (ali)
@xanabon
Joined September 2010
- parents when you mention your mental illness might have something to do with how you were raised
- i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon
- you want me to go to a meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?
- How did Chris Pratt get famous with the personality of a youth pastor and the aesthetic of a game stop employee
- if you ask me to go on a walk with you I will always say yes. I am an absolute glutton for a strut, literally obsessed with going on a little fucking stroll and lollygagging about! I’m always on the prowl for a promenade! a slut for a saunter and ambling around like a fool!
- sorry I can’t hang I have to Sit In The House and Feel Weird
- Comedians in cars picking up their girlfriends from algebra 2
- Airbnb landlords are like “how come no one wants to book my house??” maybe it’s bc you evicted a family of 4, converted their home into a shoddy duplex, filled it with clearance bin TJ Maxx decor, and charge guests $200 for a cleaning fee, all bc you don’t feel like getting a job
- why does a tire company decide the best places to eat
