Pinned
Mary Magdalene : Sends nudes to Jesus
Jesus : Sends back picture of bread
Mary Magdalene : WTF
Jesus : This is my body
Cerebral Assassin
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Cerebral Assassin
@xysist
Maybe is just no,but without commitment. Sometimes I am an engineer. I also do theses, dissertations ,and statistics (SPSS).
Born October 15
Joined March 2013
- Yeah girl teach him
Outside with another Man because the other one went silent thinking he's teaching me a lesson - When you buy an Audi to attract women but you find yourself surrounded by niggas asking about horsepower, and S-Tronic
- You can tell they make their own money. I won’t explainWoke up in Zanzibar 🌸😌
- The hating your girlfriend phase is here with us 😁Mtu anataka akupigie kila siku Nikama we ni customer care
- Kendrick taking away Drake’s right to use Nigga in Euphoria
- I remember when her sextape leaked and that manko was drier than makuti I have never looked at her the same way. The esteemed authors who said something about a book and a cover were vindicated.
- Cain when he was asked if he had seen his brother
Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans? - I have looked for money for more than 10 years now. I can confirm that beating poverty is more than just making money. There are many other factors at play.
- My Japanese car owner has never come to Kenya to drive my car. Toa hii mchezo Hapa boisNot marrying a woman with a kid is like not buying a car because someone else drove it. Just live in the moment!
