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@yestradamous
I’d rather know than not know. Not scared of free speech. Twitter, play fair!
So far from heaven, so close to Texas, USA
Joined January 2011
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    @yestradamous
    Jul 11, 2021
    Optimism is sexier than cynicism.
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    @yestradamous
    Nov 5, 2024
    Replying to @DylanByers
    Nobody’s signature is legible on a pad with a stylus or a finger. But their picture should look like them and they probably have a student ID card or credit card also with their names on them. It can’t be that hard.
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    @yestradamous
    Feb 17, 2022
    Replying to @Cryptovesty and @truenorthcentre
    How can they do that after the fact? You can donate to an org and LATER they can declare that org to be illegal and they can freeze you out of being able to buy groceries? HTF is this even legal? Much less fair, or moral.
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    @yestradamous
    Feb 11, 2022
    Replying to @therecount
    “We pulled Trump off twitter” who’s “we”
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    @yestradamous
    Oct 13, 2023
    Replying to @insanereality
    Looks like it landed on a pan of brownies-
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    @yestradamous
    Feb 18, 2025
    Replying to @TheAndrewNadeau
    Yeah, here’s another invaluable health tip: “Don’t take Skyrizi if you’re allergic to Skyrizi” Thanks big pharma! I would have just kept taking it and coping with anaphylactic shock 24/7 if you hadn’t told me that in a commercial!
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    @yestradamous
    Jan 9, 2024
    Replying to @CBSMornings
    I’m quite sure the cost of a bus ride is about 1000X less than the cost to Texas of housing, feeding and giving medical care to these people for years on end.
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    @yestradamous
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @verygoodchat
    The day after you toss it, you will need it. It’s one of the laws of the universe.
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    @yestradamous
    Aug 14, 2023
    Replying to @Sturgeons_Law
    I got to wear a pink sari in an Indian wedding once. It was a very elegant burden to carry myself and that much fabric around all day. Was very fun, though.
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    @yestradamous
    Jan 9, 2024
    Replying to @thevivafrei
    That man pushed into David first. How was David supposed to know some man in an overcoat is “police?” This is ridiculous-
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    @yestradamous
    Jun 6, 2024
    Replying to @luinalaska
    How come he isn’t balding or greying or getting a bit poochy or getting a thicker neck as men tend to do?
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    @yestradamous
    May 4, 2021
    Replying to @JackPosobiec
    Did the Carters have special tiny chairs made for them?
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    @yestradamous
    Mar 20, 2024
    Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilv
    I cannot believe they arrested the owner when the squatter was clearly unable to produce any sort of rental agreement or payment receipts. Who pays for the utilities? It’s theft at a minimum.
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    @yestradamous
    Jun 17, 2019
    Replying to @benshapiro
    Has anybody out there actually listened to a bunch of 16- year olds talk amongst themselves?? It would curl your toes. But they grow out of it.

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