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elise
@yumyumeg
if u take my tweets as jokes it’ll be much easier
Joined June 2011
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Jan 19, 2024
    Did you know Owls are Monogamous? They mate for life and some owl species won’t re-partner if their mate dies. Real lovers!
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    Nature is Amazing ☘️
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    @AMAZlNGNATURE
    Jan 19, 2024
    Midnight bonding 🦉♥️🦉
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Jan 11, 2025
    I went on a first date with a dude a few days ago it was such a good date just for me to get home and he called me and said he think he loves me. Legit hung up mid convo and blocked him.
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Aug 15, 2018
    Bro God was wilding back in the day lmaoooo
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    Nature is Amazing ☘️
    Fixated
    @AMAZlNGNATURE
    Aug 14, 2018
    Quetzalcoatlus northropi model next to a 1.8m man. The largest known flying animal to ever exist pic.x.com/XlITW9srer
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Feb 26, 2024
    If you go to a man house and he got a vinyl collection just know you dealing with a seasoned hoe
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Jan 11, 2025
    Because I don’t want to be with someone that’s obviously lying about being in love with me after talking for 2 hours? Cut it out!
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Jul 16, 2023
    When you realize you kinda do the same shit as your mama >>><><<><<<<
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Oct 15, 2018
    WHEN I TELL YALL I AM CRYING BITCH WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT DOG LIKE THAT LMFAOOOOOO
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Jan 11, 2025
    Replying to @zoeikyou
    I’ve played these games before !!!!!!!!!!!
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Mar 29, 2024
    How many bitches gone post you right now if you die tonight
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    ianaxx 💎
    @lvrgrllx
    Mar 28, 2024
    First link question?
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Jan 11, 2025
    Girl that was our first fucking date I met him two days prior?? We didn’t even get to a point of “fucking with each other like that.” Any grown woman who’s not desperate would’ve nipped that crazy shit in a bud. Like what’s not clicking??
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Sep 30, 2024
    Replying to @Aisuru777
    And what do being naked gotta do with 19 years of friendship
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    May 8, 2023
    Y’all really need parents how are y’all ok with knowing a man laid up with a bitch & a FRESH baby and STILL wanna fuck with him. I know y’all mamas ain’t married.
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    MR$ DA$ANI🫦
    @kaimooodz
    May 8, 2023
    yallll .. why i’m textin this nigga on instagram & i get a pic and it’s this LMAOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂 i text the bitch back sayin cute family , tell my luv bug I said I will talk to him when he gets up 😂😂 tf weirdooo ass girl
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Jan 11, 2025
    Exactly like gone on with that shit lmfao
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    elise
    @yumyumeg
    Jul 28, 2024
    Nah but in all honesty what has Kamala said she’ll do for the US that made her get yall vote? Bc I’ve only been seeing people say they voting because she’s a woman, black, AKA etc. This is a true question & not shade.
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    The Art Of Dialogue
    @ArtOfDialogue_
    Jul 28, 2024
    Swae Lee urges people not to vote for Kamala Harris, claiming she only supports legislation that is detrimental to black people.
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