Fine, I’ll say it. We lost the plot on the Castellanos thing. The thing is homering to interrupt very serious-toned monologues by broadcasters, not homering on the same day as world events.
Zachary Levine
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Zachary Levine
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Writer-ish. Ex-@baseballpro, @houstonchron, @dailypenn. Team 9, Team Wawa, Team hard g, Team not a sandwich. Door switcher. Left-handed supremacist.
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- “Today’s Unexpected Outcome brought to you by ExxonMobil” might be a little on the nose.
- David Wells in New York?Can anyone name a player in any sport who is as wasted as Trout is in Anaheim? Ever?
- If the Brewers win tomorrow they'll finish with 69 wins. If they lose, they'll finish with a .420 winning percentage.
- The most amazing thing about the human body is that there's no injury you can do to it that takes an odd number of weeks to heal.
- Can you imagine if the Red Sox hadn’t traded Mookie Betts? He would have been making that catch tonight in his *first* season on the Dodgers.
- I’d say the media should give him some space, but he’d just put it before the period.
- The route efficiency metric might be the coolest part of the MLBAM defensive tracking release. #SSAC14
- The Astros' champagne celebration will be the first one where you ever hear "the only people who believed in us were outside this room."
- Not sure why everyone on here is saying this figure is impossible. Revenues: Assume essentially $0 Expenses: Player payroll: $100M Coaches, staff: $30M Stadium lease: $0, I assume Phanatic suit dry cleaning: $1.8B Utilities: $70M would get you there.Replying to @jaseidlerthe assertion, unchallenged in the piece, that the Phillies lost this much money is mindblowing
- The person who makes the rules at Grandma's assisted living home should be at least in Congress and maybe president.
- Man, if that’s a blowpen, then what do you call the ... (starts counting) ... (keeps counting) ... (counts some more) ... 29 teams that came into today with worse bullpen ERAs?This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- Ian Kinsler is the best Jew to be acquired by the Angels since John the Baptist.
