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scrolling through twitter high is hilarious yall hate on everything LMFAO why is everyone so angry
zay dante
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zay dante
@zaydante
real af. TBTV - my debut EP - out now on all platforms/biz: [email protected]
- this is a game where u make ur own decisions so u flirted with them to the point of them falling in love so u could post pretending ur mad about it. Bet you loved every minute of it too. Prolly started blushing as the romance picked up. Kicking ur feet as u press the flirt button
- I love saying “I fear…” about shit that isn’t scary. I’m getting ramen tonight I fear…
- Ur mom’s enemy telling you she sucks then ur mom gets up and superkicks her…this is a top 5 moment of that kids life forever“your mom sucks!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Idk if it does all thatdoordash prices so high it make u wanna dig in yo a$$ and eat what u had last night🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
- I love when shit like this is posted with no explanation like we were supposed to know who “Toronto Joker” was prior to thisThe Toronto Joker got swatted while on live
00:00 - Eddy Burback just did an experiment on how far ChatGPT would go to appease the user and it told him cut off his family, go to the desert, eat baby food, and pray to a rock. AI isn’t your friend, you’re its guinea pig
00:00Me: "ChatGPT, are these berries poisonous?" ChatGPT: "No, these are 100% edible. Excellent for gut health." Me: "Awesome" # eats berries .... 60 minutes later Me: "ChatGPT, I'm in the emergency ward, those berries were poisonous." ChatGPT: "You're right. They are incredibly - This nigga been a loser since college. I wish Andrew Garfield had destroyed all his computers while his Prada was at the cleanersMeta’s Zuckerberg says most companies need more “masculine energy” and have been neutered by “feminine energy.” Follow: @AFpost
- unfortunately Kanye is one of the most evil people alive. Genuinely what the fuck is this
- Two years in a row someone has called their opp a pedophile on a global stage
- I don’t even see Bill Burr tell jokes no more, he just grab a mic and start yelling facts💀💀Bill Burr: “There is so much fucking money in this country, and there’s so much work being done. If you work a full fucking week, you should be able to pay your fucking rent. You shouldn’t have to go and get another fucking job and still be struggling. It’s bad for the country.”
- “my eyes see Oppenheimer” is the craziest way to announce the biggest award of the night LMFAOOOOOO
- I’m crying he fr turnin Red Lobster into a black restaurant this is my goat😭😭You pick the heat 🔥 We bring the feast 🦀
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