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zhopamine
@zedchrmsm
my chemical imbalance or whatever those emos are called
Mumbai
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Jul 17, 2025
    this is how you should go to concerts if you’ve called in sick or you’re cheating on your partners btw
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Nov 4, 2025
    you guys are laughing but in 20 years, there's going to be a major class divide in intellectual development
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    Pukicho
    @pukicho
    Nov 4, 2025
    My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Oct 10, 2025
    andrew garfield calling emma stone a shot of espresso
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    Oct 9, 2025
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    May 2, 2025
    average dating experience
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    Sosa 𖤐
    @ihysosa
    Apr 30, 2025
    Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Aug 1, 2024
    on national gf day let me remind you that any guy can be a boyfriend but it takes a real man to be a girlfriend
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Jul 21, 2025
    their best
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    lowkey-aurelius
    @PoirotHercule5
    Jul 19, 2025
    what are your top 5 friends currently doing in life?
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Mar 15, 2025
    see how he doesn’t ask how much longer it’ll take? take notes.
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    @Fletcherlad
    Mar 15, 2025
    Average men shopping experience
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Mar 15, 2025
    y’all are laughing. i went to school and college with such people and y’all are laughing.
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Mar 2, 2025
    real photo of my sister and i in the kitchen at 1 am
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Aug 11, 2025
    i love this so much like hello, our neurons fire in similar patterns. our brains are on the same wavelength. we were made to resonate at the same frequency. i'll love you at a molecular level. perhaps we were made from the same star.
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    Nicholas Fabiano, MD
    @NTFabiano
    Aug 10, 2025
    Neural similarity predicts whether strangers become friends.
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Jul 4, 2025
    am i too indian
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    Communist Daughter
    @400luxblows
    Jul 4, 2025
    I told yall drake is an intellectual
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Feb 7, 2025
    montoya:
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Nov 4, 2025
    Replying to @mycrotchetyluv
    yup. rich parents are putting kids through some insane classes, while parents from lower income levels can't afford to and their kids spend a lot of time on screens
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    zhopamine
    @zedchrmsm
    Jul 8, 2025
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    Indian Tech & Infra
    @IndianTechGuide
    Jul 7, 2025
    🚨 IIT Kharagpur plans to launch ‘Campus Mothers,’ under which women will be trained to provide emotional support to distressed students.
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