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zoë
@zoeloveshouses
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Jun 9, 2025
    thanks for proving my point
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Dec 19, 2024
    remember when i posted this and all the incels wanted to kill me
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Dec 2, 2024
    a week of waking up
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Nov 17, 2024
    i hate when a <3 gets automatically turned into a heart emoji, if i'm typing <3 it's very intentional and a completely different vibe than a heart emoji do not make that decision for me
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Oct 21, 2025
    so many people around me getting married, engaged, having kids and i’m just like this in my house
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    @zoeloveshouses
    Jun 26, 2024
    museums should be open til like midnight, i don't want to go to the club i want to go look at art or bugs
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Jan 22, 2025
    do you wanna go see a movie with me every weekend for the rest of our lives
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    @zoeloveshouses
    Oct 2, 2024
    i didn't spend hours making this gif for you to just post a screenshot of it
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    𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠
    @blankspac_e
    Oct 2, 2024
    Untitled, Zoe Burnett (2013)
    Readers added context
    Original artist is zoeplzshutup Twitter x.com/zoeplzshutup?t… Original post x.com/zoeplzshutup/s…
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Jan 8, 2025
    i do not like living in a world where everything is bad and continues to get worse and will never get better
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Nov 27, 2024
    the dumbest thing i’ve ever done was unfollow paul mescal’s private ig thinking if i sent him a follow request he’d look at my account and follow me back
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Dec 2, 2024
    a week of waking up
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Nov 23, 2024
    i want to go on walks with you at night and tell you which houses are my favorite
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Jan 26, 2025
    stayed up til 2am watching a movie, rolled out of bed at noon just to go to the movie theater at 2pm. some may say i’m living the dream, others may say i’m wasting my life away idk which it is yet
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Jan 24, 2025
    sorry i can't hang out unless this is what you mean by hang out
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    zoë
    @zoeloveshouses
    Jul 5, 2025
    she doesn't even care that she's going viral
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