SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity

computer security person. former helpdesk.

Cyber, USA

SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity
7h
There would be no large language models replacing humans if there were not endless authors distilling their synapses into smut for an audience of two people and seven hundred trillion billion transistors.
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SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity
7h
I finally freed myself from the chains when I stopped namesearching and thus no longer became soiled by exposure to people absent benefit of elite cultural competency like ourselves who dare practice; The time of children with peanut allergies sequestering others' lives has ended
SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity
8h
Developers should all be locked in a faraday cage each week and only allowed to leave when they're done on their jira sprint.
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SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity
11h
Upstairs toilet broke like this and caused $120,000 in damage+remediation+repair costs in about 8 hours and ruined my life for a few years. Unfortunately due to a series of circumstances I did have water monitoring alarms that triggered, but not an automatic shut-off...
Logan Graf
@LoganGrafTax
Sep 3
My neighbor's house flooded while they were away on vacation. A good samaritan noticed water coming from their foundation and alerted us. Thankfully, I knew the code for their front door because I've checked in on their house before. I was able to find the source of the
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SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity
16h
What it sounds like right before I decide my email to a vendor is way too angry
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