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SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity
computer security person. former helpdesk.
Cyber, USA
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    SwiftOnSecurity
    @SwiftOnSecurity
    2h
    In white prison culture you put the number of people you've killed on your hand tattoo
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    11h
    There would be no large language models replacing humans if there were not endless authors distilling their synapses into smut for an audience of two people and seven hundred trillion billion transistors.
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    12h
    I finally freed myself from the chains when I stopped namesearching and thus no longer became soiled by exposure to people absent benefit of elite cultural competency like ourselves who dare practice; The time of children with peanut allergies sequestering others' lives has ended
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    13h
    Developers should all be locked in a faraday cage each week and only allowed to leave when they're done on their jira sprint.
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    @SwiftOnSecurity
    16h
    Upstairs toilet broke like this and caused $120,000 in damage+remediation+repair costs in about 8 hours and ruined my life for a few years. Unfortunately due to a series of circumstances I did have water monitoring alarms that triggered, but not an automatic shut-off...
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    Logan Graf
    @LoganGrafTax
    Sep 3
    My neighbor's house flooded while they were away on vacation. A good samaritan noticed water coming from their foundation and alerted us. Thankfully, I knew the code for their front door because I've checked in on their house before. I was able to find the source of the
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