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Date: 2011-10-06 09:22 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2011-10-06 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-07 04:32 am (UTC)it doesnt get more ok than things are as they currently stand man
if i was in over my head or something id tell you
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Date: 2011-10-07 04:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-10-16 04:45 pm (UTC)CC:
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FROM: rupert.giles@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day 14, Evening
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I have been meaning to ask you precisely what is going on between you and these trolls, if you wouldn't mind sharing. I rather thought asking privately was the better recourse, given that it seems like it's already absurdly complicated without me mucking about in it.
[Is this Giles mocking him?? Yes. Yes it is.]I ask purely from academic curiosity, of course. No concern about you receiving death threats whatsoever.
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Date: 2011-10-16 04:47 pm (UTC)no big
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Date: 2011-10-16 04:49 pm (UTC)The impression I've gained is that it is rather big, considering it's resulted in at least several dead that I've read.no subject
Date: 2011-10-16 04:51 pm (UTC)they dont talk it out
best i can do is get clowntown to rap with me but that was a one time distaction
bored now
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Date: 2011-10-16 04:53 pm (UTC)I've spoken to one about their tendency to kill each other and he has verified that for me. That doesn't explain your involvement.(no subject)
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Date: 2011-10-29 04:05 am (UTC)one morning there was a orphan whose parents died by being eaten by blue spiders. She was a nice girl and the nuns at the orphanage took good care of her until one night, the spiders came back. They were after her blood.
in the end she learned to command them and she became a fat spider and ate everyone.
she looked like this:
if you do not send this email to 10 people youll be her next victim
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Date: 2011-10-29 04:08 am (UTC)a boy took his girlfriend to a park this day one year ago and held both her hands
i love you he told her and then he got down on one knee and asked her to marry him
she said yes
send this to five people and then tell your girl/boyfriend how much you like them and youll be together forever!!
xoxo
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Date: 2011-10-29 04:25 am (UTC)i was in my apartment with my best friend, randy. we were watching some game-show on tv where a woman would hide underneath beds and when people start to go to sleep she would crawl out and leap on them screaming in their faces.
we thought it was really funny and randy said to me, "hahaha you would be so scared if that happened to you.........!!!" i shook my head and laughed, "no i wouldnt you douche im scared of nothing."
but i was dead wrong...!!!
we both went to bed and randy slept on the bottom bunk and when i woke up he was gone!!!
my hands were covered in blood and i found out i was like that girl in the gameshow
please help me!!!!!! if you dont send this to ten people i will come after you next because you were too heartless to help me
or maybe its too late..............................
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Date: 2011-10-29 04:47 am (UTC)ok so i used to have this boyfriend and he was SUCH A CHEATER but then i found out about this and its worked like a cinch ever since
he wont even look at other girls!!
lol now he is all over me and i can barely get myself out of bed in the morning
i would not lie to you about something so important
anyway so i found this new website
http://aphrodisiacshampoomixblendxxxSUPERFANTASTIC.com
if you order a one month subscription right now you can get it for half off
this stuff is straight from japan so you know its got to work am i right ladies??
omg girls i swear youll never EVER have to worry about him i promise!!!
but please spread the word and forward this email to 15 of your galpals looking to keep their boytoy in line ;)
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Date: 2011-10-29 06:32 am (UTC)srsly though
what do you want
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Date: 2011-10-29 05:26 pm (UTC)[ Yup. nothing at all. ]
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Date: 2011-10-29 05:07 am (UTC)FROM: davesprite.strider@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night.
SUBJECT: check the closet.
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do you see these two guys? these two are pictures of my friends gavin and nick.
if you look close enough you can see someones face behind nick in the closet. can you see it? this photo was taken the night they were killed. my friends were just having a sleepover because nick came back from new york because he was on vacation with his family. the next morning gavins sister found him and nick’s body in the closet exactly where the face was. the police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them.
if you dont send this to 20 people within 17 minutes, the thing that killed bavin and nick will appear in your closet in exactly 413 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends.
this is not fake
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Date: 2011-10-29 05:08 am (UTC)gavin and nick better be dead dave
they better be long dead
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Date: 2011-10-29 05:13 am (UTC)hey dsprite you gotta tell alpha you to kick his ass into gear and spread the word about our deaths
its the key to you guys survival
and im like yeah ok just let me get right on that shit whenever i feel like it
and theyre like nooo ohhhhh you need to do that shit RIGHT NOW
shes gonna visit you and im like
OH SHIT
how will i know shes there
youll hear her youll feel her on top of you and then youre slowly suffocating
so i said oh
but they keep going about how shell drag me by my feet and once were both in the closet thats when shell deal the killing blow
OH FUCK
oh shit
OH MAN
yeah
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Date: 2012-08-12 10:20 pm (UTC)MESSAGE:
fuck.
dude i think i found your brother.
but he doesn't look as old.
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Date: 2012-08-12 10:43 pm (UTC)many have tried and failed to figure out just how many moons have passed since he sprung ripe from the ghostbaby tube
for all you know hes balding under that hat
wrinkled and sun-fried under his polo
is he 30?? 65? 100?
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Date: 2012-08-12 10:44 pm (UTC)lol
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Date: 2012-08-12 10:50 pm (UTC)he looks just like him, and has your last name.
i guess he could be lying.
but he's got those shitty shades, and he's as ghost pale as you.
it's too weird.
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Date: 2012-08-12 10:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2012-09-05 10:46 pm (UTC)MESSAGE:
First of all I should apologize for being MIA these past several days.
I was rather indisposed, for glaringly obvious reasons.
Fortunately, I've recovered, and death threats towards the Project Head--while completely just and likely to be acted upon--are no longer necessary or productive.
Your concern was very touching, though. Thank you.