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[ a middle-aged woman wearing a housecoat and a sour expression stands above the video recorder. So above, in fact, that it's obvious that the PCD is on the ground. Her eyes are narrowed and her lips are pressed into a thin line as she points a finger at the PCD ]

To whomever thought this little joke was appropriate, you are sorely mistaken! I am a grown woman with a wedding to plan and children to feed and grown women do not have time to indulge sorely mistaken senses of humor do you understand?!

Now. I will have my wand and my proper coat returned at once, or I am going to be getting in.cred.i.bly cross.

And to whoever gave me this- this contraption know that it is going to be STAYING on this spot of ground until my DEMANDS are MET.

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But it's not a joke!

I most certainly agree!

Then why'd you say it?

Because I suspect this mess is someone's idea of a joke, no matter how poorly conceived it is.

Oh. Well it probably kinda is, but not any of ours!

...

[Stare.]

You're even frumpier than I remember.

Frumpy-?! I'll have you know this is Witch Weekly's third best on the Frugal Finesse Housecoats line!

[ wait. something is Amiss here ]

[ to herself: ]

...perhaps it's time to stop the zinfadel nightcaps after my stories...

[He snorts in laughter.]

Perhaps it's time to get a better wardrobe. At any rate, congratulations, you were just pulled into another universe like the rest of us.

...Mum? [Her little girl looks shocked]

[ and her voice goes positively shrill ]

GINNY?! GINNY MY LOVE??? DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THIS?!

[ a beat ]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE NOT RUNNING ABOUT IN YOUR NIGHTGOWN!!

[She is too used to that shrillness to be bothered by it. If anything, she is comforted by it. ~~At least she isn't in her nightie today? Anyway, that was an accident.~~]

I do, Mum. We're in a place called Adstringéndum. We're trapped here, but I'm safe. Ron, Hermione and Harry are here as well - and Percy arrived this afternoon.

Can you see a yellow button on that thing I'm speaking out of? Press it and I can come and find you.

Calm yourself, Ms. Weasley.

-Minerva?! What in Merlin's untidy lower drawers is the meaning of all this?!

Molly, you're in a place called Adstringedum. What you're holding in your hand is called a PCD. There is a yellow button on the side of it. Press it, and I can come find you.

_{[Wedding, is it? Brilliant, really.]}

Well, at least you are not yelling loud enough to burst the city's collective eardrums.

[ as if anyone could confuse that voice with someone else's. this is about to get ugly ]

SEVERUS SNAPE YOU ARE ENTIRELY THE LAST PERSON I MEAN TO HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH!

_{[A sigh as he turns. down. the. volume.]}

And I retract my previous statement.

[ Oh goodness. ]

Please, it is alright. I can provide a coat for you if you require it.

[Oh, hi there, unknowing mother-in-law.]

Mrs. Weasley?

Mrs. Weasley, please, there's a little button there on the side of the device on the ground. If you press it, Ron and I can come find you.

...What do you reckon we should do?

What is there to do? We just invite her back to the Burrow, and that's that.

[He's swallowing roughly at that.] We're dead meat, y'know.

Nonsense. She'll understand.

You've met my mum, yeah?

She'll understand, Ron. Trust me.

...Maybe after getting hacked off we did it without her.

She couldn't expect us to wait forever, could she?

[He snorted.] She'll probably say we're too young.

When did she get married?

[Chin scratch.] Younger than us. But you know how she is.

It's nothing a little logic can't fix.

...Dunno about that. [There will be yelling, he knows it. :c]

Trust me, will you?

What's it look like I'm doing? [Scoffing.] My way and we'd have ditched all redy.

Edited 2012-05-30 02:03 (UTC)

Ditched what, precisely?

The house, course. [A shrug.] I don't fancy sticking around to get boxed about.

That's not going to happen, Ron.

You say it now, but it will soon as she finds out.

We'll see.

...We're dead.

[ Tonks will ask the important questions here! ]

Whose wedding are you planning?

Ah, you are Molly Weasley-san? Ginny and Ron-san's mother? It is a pleasure to meet you~!

It's a pity that you weren't able to help plan the wedding.

Mum--?

Oh, bloody hell. [He is not paling, really. Or having a hard time swallowing.]

You're not gonna find any of that here. [Wincing.] No one worth wild's likely to answer.

[ b..link. ]

Are you a witch, okasan?

Ah, welcome to Adstringendum! I'm Kinomoto Sakura!

[What are the chances that this one is related to the other, shouting red head?]

I don't think threatening to leave the contraption will make a difference.

You're better off not letting the device out of your sight.

Edited 2012-05-28 04:23 (UTC)

[A moment to listen to other replies first. Almost everyone is already going to get her, so that's fine. And they should, being that a chunk of them are her children.]

Sadly, this place isn't a joke.

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