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Fran ([personal profile] froghat) wrote in [community profile] adstringendum2012-02-07 11:48 pm
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3RD CROAK ✖ [ACCIDENTAL TEXT]

Looking for a bad romance? This [missing]teen year old french cutie can give it! Standing at 16[missing] centimeters and 4[missing] kilograms, Franc[missing] [missing] is a gang member and a member of the elite assassination squad for the Vongola Mafia Family, the Varia. Don't let his cute looks fool you- he's killed many, insulted, and tortured others with his illusions, so if you're in to the "cute and annoying but killer" type, you're in for a treat! Back home, he's one of the top three illusionists in the world, but he likes using them more for playing pranks, breaking into prisons to release genocidal murderers and proving your idiocy. True Varia Quality (tm) and delicious frog legs on your next date!

Don't think he's all work, though. This mouthy brat has a lot more uses for his tongue! He's the kind of guy who really likes to serve under a master or work in "royal service". You can give him any sort of punishment and all you'll get is lip service. Stab him, hit him, chain him down- whatever you like! He'll just blame in on the horrible bad luck he's cursed himself with. Be sure to order some illusions from him-after those your mind  won't be the only thing that he'll be bl-

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NOTES ON THE UNDERGROUND


contact hitsugaya raven rei usagi to see if the notes match up
Literacy and competency test needed for participants in the next expedition

  • scientists underground. in poor health. have halved in number since animus incident
  • Usagi going on about love and peace, Hitsugaya getting frustrated and making shady deals, Rei getting hot-headed. no one is surprised. 
  • Number of competent scientists: 0 
  • I think Thallate ditched me halfway through.
  • little food, but have machinery½½Ò‚Å‚«‚Ü‚¹‚ñBowing food underground.
  • animus not bringing newcomers in, program doing so [ƒ‹‚Å‚·B“\‚Á‚Ä‚àƒLƒŒƒC‚É”‚ª‚¹‚é—D‚ê‚à‚́Ii‘½•ªB”’‚Ì•”•ª [ƒ‹‚Å‚·B“\‚Á‚Ä‚àƒLƒŒƒC‚É”‚ª‚¹‚é—D‚ê‚à‚́Ii‘½•ªB
  • FILE CORRUPTED
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[The rest of it is similar gibberish.]

[It's clear that this is unintentional. Someone pressed the wrong button. Guess the bad luck promised in the ad was true.]

impertinenti: (pic#)

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[ There are some very obnoxious snickers and giggles on your feed, Fran. ]

[ Enjoy. ]

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leggierissimo: (This is gonna be a shitshow.)

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[... hm. Interesting. Very interesting. Don't mind as he saves this.]

A misfired message, hm?

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buntails: (usagi ♥ blankface)

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Fran! Careful! I don't think you meant to send a lot of that!

[Give her a minute. She'll be teasing about the ad in no time.]

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dicey: (pic#1320995)

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[personal profile] dicey 2012-02-08 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha!

Wow, it sounds like you've done a lot of killing! Almost like... a villain!

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feel_nevermore: (Surrounded by idiots)

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[Okay, Fran. So she doesn't want any more comment on people hacking her protected files. Ever. Because you clearly suck at this.]

Now these notes were definitely worth the wait.

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soundsofdrums: (Default)

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Now, don't we just have the most charming of personal ads? [Not bothering yet to comment on the gibberish and failed filters, though he's intrigued.]

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shirouchan: (doubt those who find it)

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You missed.

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sweetling: (ღ smirk)

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[Ohhhh, so many things to make fun of. Prepare for Halfpipe in 3... 2...]

Lip service, hmm~?

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taijiya: Any icons without credit are mine. Feel free to use, but please credit <user name="taijiya">. (heart attack)

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[Sango will be ignoring that ad, yes. She's more interested in the notes... or what she can make out of them.]

Notes? On the Animus?

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flameandpassion: (Rei: Words cannot express your idiocy.)

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Way to go, genius.

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toxickiss: (Ahah... Right)

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[A wild bullshitter has appeared!]

Such a colorful ad you've got there. They even add some mystery to your spice. I think I'm all hot and bothered.

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grandtheftbody: (never an honest word)

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What an accurate ad. But I think you may have made a bit of a mistake there, little one.

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... Ara?

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capuletnomore: (i don't quite follow)

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[Juliet is going to give him a look.]

Given the information in your summary, and your own logic, must I now worry that I am friends with you, Fran? You were concerned I would call Vriska friend, and yet you have done things similar to what she has done, if what the Animus write is to be believed.

And yet, I will call you friend, still, though I am not pleased about the hypocrisy of your words.

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[He's seen so many of those stupid adverts now that it's driven him mad-- almost. It had taken some time to look through the network though, hoping to find something that wasn't all lies and stupid!

Of course, the bottom of Fran's post is most interesting-- and he pauses to try and read it.

The Video turns on a few moments later, and he waves a finger about on the screen. Someone is not familiar with the concept of file corruption.]


Oi, what happened to the rest of it?

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