[ Good morning, route! Today, young girls with ambitious dreams are trying their hands at something new: Gym battles. In fact, Ami got up this morning and snuck out of her room for the sole purpose of challenging the gym. So here's Ami, broadcasting from the front of Azalea's gym, Kouhai her Mr. Mime sitting on her shoulder. ]

Ami Futami here, reporting on the scene! It seems a young, super cool young idol has decided that today, she's going to challenge the Azalea Gym! [ Ami then throws Kouhai in the air, who subsequently lands and poses on her head. Ami, too, poses. ] That idol.. Is Ami! Yay! [ a double thumbs up! ]

Ami may be a little underlevelled, but she's got all the cheat codes! Afufu~ Don't worry, guys, she can handle it!

[ Ami barges into the Gym, pointing rather disrespectfully to.. nowhere in particular. ] Gym Leader! If you're a true man, reveal yourself! Ami wishes to challenge you to a duel of wit and honor! [ out strolls a.. boy? with a butterfly net. ] Hiya! I'm Bugsy! I— [ and cutting him off.. ] Bugsy, eh? [ Ami strokes her chin, sizing him up. He looks a little disheveled. ] Ami thinks she gets you, see? She knows what you're like. And she knows what you do. You do bugs. That's your thing, eh? [ Bugsy.. nods.. ] Well! Let's start-o!

[ and, after a long, arduous battle that lasted decades.. Ami is down to her last Pokemon, while Bugsy still has two of his. ]

E-Eheheh.. it seems Ami's been backed into a corner. [ is that a cold sweat.. ] But it's okay! Ami still has her.. Trump card! [ tossing a pokeball to reveal.. Splodey, the Pineco! ] Splodey, use— [ And, before she can say anything, it happens. Splodey done sploded. It creates a whirlwind, flinging Bugsy, Ami, and Bugsy's Heracross into the walls of the gym.. vibrations resound throughout the entire facility, making a cacophonous and deafening noise over the feed. Kouhai, who was not used in the battle, as he was the designated cameraman, hops over to Ami, peering down at her. ] M—Mime? [ Ami slowly lifts her head up. ] In battle.. no one.. comes out.. victorious.. [ and her head hits the floor again. For those unfortunate (or just stupid) enough to have made it this far into the video, they will see that Ami has come out.. not the victor. ]