Also going to finally make a pinned post for all my stuff:

BOGLEECH - my tumblr blog is named after this website I created around 2002 and still update. Thousands of pages worth of content focusing on creature design as well as real biology. My review of the original Legend of Zelda monsters might be the most straightforward example of my articles.

Links to some of the most popular content:

POKEMON REVIEW ARCHIVE: - I rate and review each and every single Pokemon, in Pokedex order, on its merits as a creature design. I also do so as someone whose favorite animals are all parasites.

DIGIMON REVIEW ARCHIVE - same, but more chaotic.

CREEPYPASTA COOKOFF ARCHIVE - for several years I hosted a yearly writing contest before it grew too big for me to keep up with. There are over a thousand user submitted horror, fantasy, sci fi and surrealist stories here emphasizing unconventional, original ideas you seldom see from the “creepypasta” community!

The original “MORTASHEEN” Monster Archive - since the early 2000’s I’ve created and illustrated more than 800 creatures and counting for my own monster-catching world, now set for release as a tabletop RPG setting.

AWFUL HOSPITAL: SERIOUSLY THE WORST EVER (page one): an interactive comedy-horror-sci-fi webcomic I started in 2014 about a medical facility that could maybe be better.

Some of my other internet stuff:

PATREON - constant work makes my patreon updates inconsistent, but the content backlog goes back years with a huge amount of exclusive art and writing. I try to put up new exclusive stuff whenever I can.

ETSY - I design all sorts of original enamel pins like these, plus I sell zero-maintenance terrarium plants (just leave them in a jar!), original books and other things!

UNBELIEVABLE BUGS - also regularly restocked in the etsy store, 30 of the strangest and most surprising arthropods most people have likely never heard of, illustrated by myself and @revretch, written for even the youngest kids to understand (but will likely teach you something new at any age)

My Itch.io and Ko-fi - both sell digital versions of my books, including some creepypasta collections and my first novel, “Return of the Living,” about a world of entirely ghosts suddenly dealing with the appearance of ghost-eating monsters.

TWITCH CHANNEL - I now try to stream something at least monthly, sometimes weekly when possible, from horror games to books and art.

YOUTUBE CHANNEL - INSTAGRAM - BLUESKY

SEE ALSO:

HUMANS-B-GONE - a science fiction animated series created, voiced and animated by my partner @revretch, about a world of kaiju-size, technologically advanced insects and arachnids to whom vertebrates like us are just pesky little “gubs.” Also has a tumblr account @humansbgone

FINALLY, HERE’S MY GUIDE AND RESOURCE TO MAKING YOUR OWN INTERNET WEBPAGES IN A FEW MINUTES

blignick:

389:

Island II 
Cody Cobb

Those orange vines are a parasitic plant!

coughloop:

coughloop:

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of… maybe everything actually

pussyandpetrichor:

happymeals27:

primarybufferpanel:

dipsticky:

From Adam Serwer’s “Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong” (Gift Link)

“The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”

Well that’s a banger of a line

First of all I have never heard of rainbow magic fairies until exactly this moment but second of all how fucking dare you

elodieunderglass:

byjove:

byjove:

imagine stepping off a remote island in the Northern Isles and this thang immediately starts charging you. scary as fuck. presumably they have the reconstruction tied up just in case it comes back to life night at the museum style.

menace pig that pisses of your neighbors and eats their sheep

Makes excellent hams when cured of what -

bogleech:

Struggling to understand what some fans got mad at gooseworx for. Like from their perspective, wtf was their reason even supposed to be

That is a really fucking stupid thing to be mean to a creator for. Every character has even had a bunch of focus anyway.

Struggling to understand what some fans got mad at gooseworx for. Like from their perspective, wtf was their reason even supposed to be

Pokemon Reviews: Mega Starmie

yellowsolinto15:

bugs

Tim Burton truly does not understand any of the appeal of anything in the addams family, huh. Thing is not a fucking zombie hand. Thing is just Thing. That’s the joke. The lack of explanation is literally the character concept. “Oohh what if thing is called that because its an anagram” no tim burton fuck off that’s an idiot idea for morons. Thats like some harry potter ass writing for babies. Bad. Wretched.

What is the point of a fully 3d pokemon game if all the npc’s just stand around like zombies. This represents two npc kids battling I guess? They couldn’t have an actually animated fight you can pass by? Everyone in this game might as well be t-posing.

satanic-vampire-freak:

winged-thinged:

Look, we joke a lot, but really, “you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you’d better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity” is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

as an ex christian, who hasnt been one in like almost 10 years now; this is so genuinely what it feels like. im proudly and openly part of the lgbtq+ community in multiple ways and a baby bat and emo and even after so long i sometimes still find myself feeling terriffied of enjoying the stuff i do, i find myself genuinely scared when i see someone wearing cross jewelry or someone iknew from that ugly chapter of my life. i kept praying and praying; they make u believe that if ur prayers arent coming true then ure not praying hard enough, u dont actually believe in god. they tell u that if u arent christian then ull burn forever in unimaginable agony. i was 5 years old. Five.

as a little kid until i was about 11, i cried when my mom said i couldnt go to church on wednesdays bc my homework wasnt done. i cried and begged and begged bc i thought if i didnt go then id die and go to hell. the shame and guilt i still feel nearly 10 years later is completely undeserved. that liitle elementary school kid did not deserve to be terrified of death bc “what if i didnt believe hard enogh?”“what if i didnt convert enough people?”“what if i didnt bring enough money from my mom to get into heaven?”.

it is a doomsday cult. but instead of cutting off contact with ur family, they demand u make them join too. fuck the church, fuck organized religion. fuck every single pastor who thinks the only way to get into a good afterlife is through hate and fearmongering.

iamonlyperson:

Renders of the eel’s full body by molly brown