and all god's people said amen.
It was a motherfucking miracle that the van hadn't overheated on its long haul from the desert outside of Barstow, all the way to the valley just beyond LA. The minibus had definitely seen better days, but Gamzee had been keeping it running and healthy for his entire time of being in this damn weird dreamland. He'd even picked up a now wildly overdue library book on the maintenance of that particular VW, and had kept her in shape, knowing by feel alone what she needed. So when he rolled into the parking lot of a warehouse complex, Gamzee knew she was overdue for an oil change, and needed coolant. He slung himself out the door and wandered around to the back, grabbing the last of his bottle of coolant and his jug of water, prepared to feed his baby. The engine was hot as Hell, so once he opened the hood, he waited for it to cool down, leaning against the front bumper of the vehicle, thumbing over his first gen smartphone.
He had a weird feeling he was here for a reason. That stars were about to align. Shit was in the right streamline to bring something drifting his way. He just had to be patient.
He had a weird feeling he was here for a reason. That stars were about to align. Shit was in the right streamline to bring something drifting his way. He just had to be patient.

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When he stepped out of his little unit, he was squinting in the sunlight, wiping his hands off on the thin, ragged button-up he'd tied around his waist, leaving streaks of black on the red and yellow. The sunlight immediately warmed his bare shoulders as he slid a pair of shades on, and was finally able to focus on the van that immediately had the back of his pan tingling. He walked in a slow, wide arc around it, until he caught sight of the highblood's shadow, then of the highblood himself.
"That haircut lookth thtupid on you," he pointed out by way of a greeting, his thin arms crossing over his almost skeletal chest.
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"Glad you up and alive. And all wholly sighted at that. You got a rag, Captor? Need to spin off a coolant cap, don't want no second degree burns from Vision, here, know what I'm sayin'?"
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"Y'know, I wath wondering when you'd show up," he said conversationally. "Pan'th been crawling with bloody wall thcrawlth and honking for the last couple of weekth."
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"Been gettin' my prophecies all onto you, myself, bro. Just a matter of time 'fore we slid into each other's views again." He pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his very obviously not-once-but-was-now-sleeveless denim jacket pocket and pulled one out with his lips. "Heard whispers you wasn't doing so hot, neither. You aight? Not tryin' to get my pity down into this, just gotta wonder if them motherfuckers is trying to bolt me to a wall with this shit."
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After screwing the cap back on and reaching up to close the hood of the van, Sollux nodded into the shade of his makeshift garage then led the way inside. He reached up and snagged the cigarette from between Gamzee's lips, lighting it himself and tipping the highblood a wink.
"I don't know about you, but jutht waking up in thith plathe ith literal hell. Yeah, you can thtand out in the thun, but why the fuck did they drop me in the middle of the fucking valley here? I'm tired of the dutht and I'm pretty fucking thure I thaw a tumble weed yethterday jutht kind of chilling where the buth ith parked."
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"So I come out here, get my peep onto the want ads. Figure there's some shit a motherfucker like me can up and do while I get my own shit figgered. Might just be fate's doin' us a solid it owes us both. Settin' us up so we get our shit straight together." He added a grumbling, "mighty accommodating," before he took a sharp drag of his cigarette.
"So how's about this shit a minute. You'n me, gettin' outta this dump dive, go on up to Van Nuys, where there's bound to be a motherfucking job or two. S'up on the other side of Sun Valley from here. Worst comes to worst, could get us some skrill doin' little side shit to save up for a hivin' unit... apartment. Whatever they got their name on 'round here. It'd be closer to the ocean, not that you got your care onto that much, but it's better than dust."
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Sollux sat in the doorway of his garage with his feet still out on the pavement, his cigarette drooping from the corner of his mouth. He considered the implications, about Gamzee being thrown back into his life so that they could help eachother around to an actual living, and nodded a bit before looking back at the highblood. "Tho how are you paying your way? Outthide of the motel royaltieth or whatever. I figured you would be able to thell jutht about anything and thave up enough to get thomewhere on the coatht, if you showed up before I did."
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"Could put a rack on my roof, get this shit packed up and hit the road. Ain't nobody gonna be all up and bothered by it none. Could get us a storage unit real cheap in the valley, operate outta one for a minute. I ain't got legit paperwork neither, but I got connections. Could get us some fakey IDs and shit. Forge up some hatchin' certificates. So long as you good with me gettin' stoned once in a few hours, smokin' some opiates to get my pan slow enough to function, I think we could make this work."
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"Promise me somethin', though. You ain't just gonna up and kick my pan-broke ass out if the ugly motherfucker rears up, takes over a minute. He don't mean no motherfucking harm to you or none of us. Not no more." He bowed his head and looked through his loccs at Sollux, like a pitiable, overgrown puppy. "He just got his way. Loud, brash. Force of nature type shit. But he won't do you no sorta harm."
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"What, you mean the athhole that wath doing all the wicked endgame shit? Dude, he never did a damn thing to me, I have no quarrel with him, or you. Jutht keep him from thticking hith nothe all in my shit and we'll get along fine. He callth me 'lowblood' though, I'll thmack him in the mouth, jutht warning you now."
After that, he stood and took a last drag then dropped the butt of the cigarette to ground it out on the pavement underfoot. He went back into the garage for a moment then came out again with an oil pan, wrench and a box. He could change the oil in a van pretty easily, he figured, after he worked out the underside of the engine. He had found that he rather enjoyed working on human vehicles since he'd woken up in this world, and had been earning an unsteady income that way for some time now. The entire back wall of his little garage was nothing but spare parts and tools. He passed the pan off to Gamzee after bonking it against the top of his head, figuring they could speed up the process by working together on it.
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He wasn't a whiz at car repair, but he knew his van inside and out, and when Sollux wasn't sure what he was looking at, he was able to explain what it was, what it did, and where the rest laid in relation to it. He handed tools down when necessary, peeking through the engine from the top down at Sollux with vague interest in his expression until it was done. That being done, he wrinkled his nose at the pan, and then walked off back into the garage, licking his lower lip as he scratched through his hair, mentally piecing together the loose pipes and then grabbed up what he needed of them, setting them in a pile before grabbing the welding torch and a pair of safety goggles. "Hope you don't mind, but I can make us a rack easy," he explained as he sat down with his new project. He fished out his wallet and pulled some cash out, waving it at Sollux. "Take Vision and get us some motherfuckin' grub wouldja? Doin' this up won't take a motherfuckin' half hour." He had offered up enough for a whole LOT of fast food, or a fairly meager meal of good food. Either would work.
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"There'th a mathk thitting in there, jutht under the bigger work table. Try not to catch anything on fire while I'm gone." He took the cash and folded it over, tucking it into his pocket and pulling his shirt from around his waist to shrug on over the oil-stained off-white undershirt he was wearing. He watched Gamzee and his new project for a moment, then shook his head and climbed into the bus, already having in mind what he wanted to get for both of them. He pulled out the slightly ponderous vehicle and made sure he was clear of Gamzee before taking off with a chirp of tires.
When he came back, Sollux parked a little closer to the garage and got out with a couple of massive bags from the nearest In n' Out, as well as a couple of drinks that had to have been picked up separately. He put down one of the bags and a drink at Gamzee's side, then went to eat in the shade of his open garage.
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"Got about three hundred bucks to grab a unit for a month, maybe do us some divinity in findin' a cheapo flop off Victory Boulevard, somethin' ain't a bus cause no doubt we two would fit in the back here, but it'd get real claustrophobic in no time." He looked at Sollux and then got a simple sly smile.
"We'll figure shit out. Two smartest motherfuckers in the session, we'll get this shit down."
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"When do you think that'th thomething you're gonna have to worry about?" No question of if, but when. He knew it just as well as Gamzee did that these things were just inevitable sometimes. At least this time around, he might be around and not distracted by his own bullshit enough to be of some kind of help.
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"You'll wanna pack up your shit. If you ain't got your sylladex, we can put the small shit in mine. Rack's for your scooter shit." If worst came to worst, the two of them could easily live in a storage unit. He'd done it before with little consequence. Only thing that got shitty was when it got cold and he didn't have a space heater.
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"Alright man, tho I figure that a lot of thith can be eathily thold and replathed later. If you feel like chilling here for a while, we can cash in on the shit I have here, have thomething to thpend on gath and food and whatever you wanna thmoke on the way to wherever."
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"What do you take me for, thome kind of hooligan?" he athked even ath he picked up a can with a bright green splotch of paint on the lid and started to shake it.
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"Tho, you have actual planth onthe we get on out toward LA proper? Ath much ath I know that planth never really thurvive contact with reality, it'd be good having thome idea what we'll do after we thet up houthe."
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