Do you still read the Merc? Because I still read the Merc. And even if you don't, you should check out The Best Complaints to City Hall, a list of real complaints received by the mayor's office this year.
This is my favorite:
September 3, 2010, 3:34 pm Mayor Adams: I worked for you. I voted for you. I did everything I could to make sure you got elected because I believed in you. You are a miserable failure! This whole bag thing?? I am disabled. I cannot carry a paper bag. The only thing I want bagged is you. Paper or plastic, paper or plastic? Mayor Adams. How would you like it to be? Paper or plastic? I hope someday you're disabled and you can't carry anything either.
Also, there is one from a Reedie who feels the need to say that they're a Reedie, of course.
This is my favorite:
September 3, 2010, 3:34 pm Mayor Adams: I worked for you. I voted for you. I did everything I could to make sure you got elected because I believed in you. You are a miserable failure! This whole bag thing?? I am disabled. I cannot carry a paper bag. The only thing I want bagged is you. Paper or plastic, paper or plastic? Mayor Adams. How would you like it to be? Paper or plastic? I hope someday you're disabled and you can't carry anything either.
Also, there is one from a Reedie who feels the need to say that they're a Reedie, of course.
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