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I'm entering an exciting chapter, approaching the launch of a new journalistic enterprise!
Given my busy schedule, I’m looking for part-time help in various ways and potentially starting immediately—or later if you would prefer. I pay $15 an hour and am flexible in terms on hours (weekend, early morning or evening times are usually, though not necessarily best).
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C) Help learning more about makeup, hair styling and so forth.
D) Help with basic interior design and the selection of furnishings. This would be a good job for someone with an eye for design and perhaps a background in art.
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2) Yardwork/ gardening. Ideally you would love making a small yard and gardens look beautiful.
3) In-depth cleaning. This is a good job for a neatnik--someone not afraid of hard work. (My environment is generally very clean, orderly and clutter free.)
4) Dance instruction. I’d like to learn basic steps for any type of ballroom or Latin dancing. (You don’t have to be a formal dance instructor, just know some basic steps.)
5) Do body work on my two cars. This is for someone who has experience doing minor body work/ painting/ minor repairs on cars.
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11) **Broadcasting or radio training.
12) Guidance/advice for my offspring (a Georgetown University undergraduate) who would like to learn more about careers in finance/banking/economics and/or medical school and possibly to obtain an internship in one of these career fields.
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15) Art. I’m in the market for artistic work. (If you’re an artist and have a website, perhaps you’d like to send me a link.)
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18) Help with interior painting (basic walls and trim).
Given that I’m seeking several sorts of assistance, I might sound like an elitist. However, that is truly not the case; I’m actually a very down-to-earth person.
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I LOVE HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ALL OF THIS FOR $15/HR. I HATE PEOPLE.
P.S. SUBMIT THIS FOR BEST OF CRAIGSLIST.
I'm entering an exciting chapter, approaching the launch of a new journalistic enterprise!
Given my busy schedule, I’m looking for part-time help in various ways and potentially starting immediately—or later if you would prefer. I pay $15 an hour and am flexible in terms on hours (weekend, early morning or evening times are usually, though not necessarily best).
[...]
C) Help learning more about makeup, hair styling and so forth.
D) Help with basic interior design and the selection of furnishings. This would be a good job for someone with an eye for design and perhaps a background in art.
[...]
2) Yardwork/ gardening. Ideally you would love making a small yard and gardens look beautiful.
3) In-depth cleaning. This is a good job for a neatnik--someone not afraid of hard work. (My environment is generally very clean, orderly and clutter free.)
4) Dance instruction. I’d like to learn basic steps for any type of ballroom or Latin dancing. (You don’t have to be a formal dance instructor, just know some basic steps.)
5) Do body work on my two cars. This is for someone who has experience doing minor body work/ painting/ minor repairs on cars.
[...]
11) **Broadcasting or radio training.
12) Guidance/advice for my offspring (a Georgetown University undergraduate) who would like to learn more about careers in finance/banking/economics and/or medical school and possibly to obtain an internship in one of these career fields.
[...]
15) Art. I’m in the market for artistic work. (If you’re an artist and have a website, perhaps you’d like to send me a link.)
[...]
18) Help with interior painting (basic walls and trim).
Given that I’m seeking several sorts of assistance, I might sound like an elitist. However, that is truly not the case; I’m actually a very down-to-earth person.
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I LOVE HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ALL OF THIS FOR $15/HR. I HATE PEOPLE.
P.S. SUBMIT THIS FOR BEST OF CRAIGSLIST.

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A couple of my coworkers recommended I start participating in marketing studies. I really think I might. It seems like it would be more efficient than dragging this shit every day.
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