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consignment2014-08-04 08:58 pm
thanksoptimus) wrote in consignment2014-08-04 08:58 pm
TO: ALL // LATE DAY 30
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
TO: ALL
For any of the others that were awarded with a fashion decal for their efforts in the Sector R mission: if you were similarly confused, the words say "I risked my life for the CDC and all I got was this lousy decal."
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
Or I suppose whatever article of clothing it is for the smaller humanoids.
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
I have been informed that this has some manner of humorous intent but I cannot say that I understand it. It would be an astute observation, but I was also given recreational sustenance.
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
Which I have little use for, so if anyone else here could ingest energon, I would perhaps be better served by giving it away. However, as there are no other Cybertronians present, it would likely only kill most of you on physical contact.
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
Losing self control on an ongoing mission would be unwise.
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For any of the others that were awarded with a fashion decal for their efforts in the Sector R mission: if you were similarly confused, the words say "I risked my life for the CDC and all I got was this lousy decal."
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
Or I suppose whatever article of clothing it is for the smaller humanoids.
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
I have been informed that this has some manner of humorous intent but I cannot say that I understand it. It would be an astute observation, but I was also given recreational sustenance.
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
Which I have little use for, so if anyone else here could ingest energon, I would perhaps be better served by giving it away. However, as there are no other Cybertronians present, it would likely only kill most of you on physical contact.
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
Losing self control on an ongoing mission would be unwise.
from:brink.topher@cdc.org
from: optimus.prime@cdc.org
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wow no way you got a reward?
FROM: kurosaki.masaki@cdc.org
that's cute!!
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It seems to be customary, in my experience. For efforts that are deemed noteworthy.
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Maybe you could use it as a weapon!
FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
By Cybertonians, you mean your own species, right?
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It does have volatile qualities, I suppose. But yes, I am a Cybertronian.
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You got robot drugs and a bumper sticker?
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Yes. I, and several others. Though I suppose they were given their own, more anatomically appropriate drugs.
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THAT'S what it says?
FROM: links.banagher@cdc.org
Or that's what I'm assuming the t-shirt says, too...
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Apparently so. I asked Mothership and that was what she said. I am not sure of the intended message.
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That is funny.
[He's more surprised by this than anything else. And a bit weirded out. It's "It's A Small World" all over again.]
Something tells me the others got t-shirts.
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I don't understand.
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Do you want to go driving again it could cheer you up.
FROM: rapunzel@cdc.org
I got a shirt too.
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FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
Perhaps...
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
Is the shirt something you find pleasing?
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FROM: brooksjr.barnaby@cdc.org
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I found it to be somewhat lacking as well. Given that, in a general sense, no one here has much choice but to do that, even if Sector R was a volunteer mission.
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It's likely humorous to some, I imagine.
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An Earth reference, I have been told. Unfortunately, I do not have much use for it.
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A shirt would've have interesting to see on you.
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It likely would not have fit, even if it was sized appropriately.
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FROM: oerbayun.fang@cdc.org
That's all it says?
[Really...]
FROM: oerbayun.fang@cdc.org
At least it's honest, huh?
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It is not true, though - I was given both energon and credits alongside it. The humour is inaccurate.
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Not to your taste? I laughed.
Mine is a shirt, however.
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I think I am lacking the required cultural background to find it funny.
[In reality Optimus Prime just doesn't find anything funny.]
FROM: optimus.prime@cdc.org
A shirt would be extremely impractical, despite a few other recruits apparent fixation on them.
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What a strange decal.
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I share that sentiment. I find it offputting.
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oh my god
[Optimus Prime with a decal. This is hilarious, sorry.]
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
are you going to wear it
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No.
[Sorry Dave, he's just bitter about it now.]
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