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FROM: wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org
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SENT: DAY 3 | 10:18

Attaining brood mother status for a nest of bitty zerglings: dream achieved.

FROM: wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org
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SENT: DAY 3 | 10:19

Taking awesome and witty name suggestions, otherwise I'm seriously gonna just name them after people I know, and it could be you.

FROM: wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org
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SENT: DAY 3 | 10:21

Also accepting kind donations of fresh non-vital organs. Species irrelevant as long as its edible. Being zerg mother is much difficult.

FROM: wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org
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SENT: DAY 3 | 10:21

PS. Unicorns or flowers? I need some actual fucking opinions here.

FROM: wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org
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SENT: DAY 3 | 10:30

PPS. What cutesy team-bonding exercise did you other teams get? Are you guys even still alive?

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FROM: hawkeye.riza@cdc.org

Would organs from those rabbit things do?

They'd do wonders. What do I owe you?

FROM: hawkeye.riza@cdc.org

Nothing at the moment. If you need them, the Colonel will as well. Two birds, one stone.

[ a hunting she will go... ]

Replace 'birds' with 'fat rabbits', huh.

That mean you're taking care of them for him? He's probably having trouble with the teeth.

[ bite-y, bite-y things. probably somewhat hilarious with a blind guy. ]

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You're seriously going to name these things????

Also who has actual opinions on unicorns and flowers what is there to even have an opinion about there

(1) Yep. Can't stop won't stop. Got any amazing suggestions, or am I gonna have to go with Jean2?

(2) There should always be opinions on unicorns and flowers. If you don't have any, it's like admitting that you lack some serious class.

[ Text really doesn't convey how opposed to this idea he is, but maybe his autocorrect will. ]

D ont name one of them after me
That's fridging weird

That has nothing to do with class

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[She remembers him saying "zerg" before. Going to need some deets on that one though.]

First, unicorns.

Second, congrats on motherhood.

(1) First-- Why unicorns? I want your heart's most sincere response here.

(2) Second-- thank you, darling. If you're feeling generous, know that I am always accepting housewarming gifts of dead rabbits.

Because a pony is every girl's dream and unicorns are ponies to the most extreme level. I mean, you can ride on them, their horns grant wishes, what isn't there to love?

And (2) not sure how good I am at catching rabbits but I might be able to babysit if you ever need a hand. Kids love me. So I'll assume zerglings do too.

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FROM: pilot@cdc.org

This one has been handcuffed to one of his teammates.

He wishes you the best with your own exercise!

Edited 2014-05-18 04:57 (UTC)

FROM: pilot@cdc.org

Man, they weren't kidding about the 'team-bonding' part of these exercises, huh.

It is not unpleasant.

Although it makes working difficult.

wow that should've read wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org whoops....

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FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
TO: wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org

Where are you keeping them?

Your bunk, under your pillow.

[ no he is not. ]

Edited 2014-05-20 04:29 (UTC)

[ HE KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO BE THE ANSWER. ]

You didn't.

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FROM: mustang.roy@cdc.org

Why would you want to name it?

And unicorns.

To foster some parent-child bonds or some shit.

Why unicorns? I want your most honest answer here. The fate of a young child's heart may depend on it.

01
So they're called zerg rings? So when they grow up they are zergs?

02
They look like sausage, so you should name them after sausage!! Bratwurst and Bierwrust and Blood and Liver and Knolllwurst...

[... Some time later:]

03
I miss sausage... Are there unicorns here??

Also Ornage team is handcuffed to each other!

(1)
When they grow up, they'll be awesome. Zergs too, I guess.

(2)
Wurst idea.

(3)
I'm a unicorn. But that's beside the point. I need an unbiased answer here. I ask thee again-- unicorns or flowers?? Choose wisely.

(4)
Team-bonding or team-bondage? One may never know...

01
Whats a Zerg anyways?

02
..... so is that a yes or a no??

[It's kind of hard to tell when you're making puns at her, even though she's not sure whether you just misspelled your shit. Gosh, typing is hard.]

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Eh?! Didou come from the last place??? I didn't know they could type! And flowers!!!

04
Huh?

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I *guess* you could call it a bonding exercise.
_{[ oh you can feel the teenage complaining radiating from his text. ]}

Did you also get team-bondage?

[ taking a shot in the dark here-- handcuffs?? did you get the handcuffs?? ]

UM.
Beg pardon?

_{[ hakon do you use this verbage on purpose. ]}

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