Wade Wilson (
gobbledygook) wrote in
consignment2014-09-10 06:27 pm
DAY 41
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
TO: ALL
hi murder buddies.
who the hell here is a metal van?
have I got the coolest present for YOU.
I'm gonna shove my gun up your tailpipe. but not in a gay way. maybe a little gay?
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
TO: ALL
also who can come up with some sick beats to serve as a magnificent background for a truly epic battle?
I'm not kidding, I need a soundtrack. a badass one.
metal van guy, you probably like stupid music so you don't get a say in this.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
TO: ALL
anyone who wants to watch a super neato FIGHT TO THE DEATH should help me find the metal van guy. someone start a betting pool.
TO: ALL
hi murder buddies.
who the hell here is a metal van?
have I got the coolest present for YOU.
I'm gonna shove my gun up your tailpipe. but not in a gay way. maybe a little gay?
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
TO: ALL
also who can come up with some sick beats to serve as a magnificent background for a truly epic battle?
I'm not kidding, I need a soundtrack. a badass one.
metal van guy, you probably like stupid music so you don't get a say in this.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
TO: ALL
anyone who wants to watch a super neato FIGHT TO THE DEATH should help me find the metal van guy. someone start a betting pool.

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Sir, is that really necessary?
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first, shaddup.
second, yes.
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metal van guy?
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sounds stupid as hell, right? but yeah. metal van guy.
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... Did you need any other help?
[ trying to be a semi supportive teammate. or at least damage control. ]
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nah, pretty sure this has to be a 1v1 thing. all dramatic and shit.
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On second thought, maybe don't come find me.
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you have booze, I'm totally coming to find you.
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FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
TO: wilson.wade@cdc.org
Twenty credits say the van wins.
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loki????
what the hell
well, whatever. you're crazy AND creepy so no skin off my nose. ha.
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This level of aggression seems unwarranted.
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heyyyyy guy!
I don't make the rules, sorry. let's dance.
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before i place my bet could you be so kind as to explain what a van is?
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it's like the rovers.
but smaller. and stupider.
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Good for you. Have fun.
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thanks tater tot.
stay in school!
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Save fighting to the death for the enemy.
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how about I fight him half to death?
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I can procure you some ill beats. Depends on what your definition of badass is, though.
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sick.
go forth. unleash a plague of viral cadences.
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FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
What'd the van do to you?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
And if you're wanting it to be a little gay, probably should check if gun kink is what the van's into first.
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the van caught cupcake's notice.
ehhhhh. ehhhhhhhhhhh. too much effort.
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You've barely been here for very long at all and you've already got a spectator sport death match lined up.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I'm actually a little envious.
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hi babe
I haven't forgotten our match either, don't worry.
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Did you ever find what you were seeking out?
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I made him mad so nah.
maybe I'll just mug him.
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What'd the van man do to you???
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he stepped on my family.
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are you fucking serious
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
you've been here 5 minutes and you're starting something already
FROM: elric.edward@cdc.org
HEY! ARE ANY OF THE OFFICERS READING THIS?? TAKE THIS ASSHOLE BACK WE DONT' WANT HIM
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Aww.
I think he's a little funny.
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There's a guy who is a van?
[Note to self- do not break and enter cars because they might be people. The fight's not any of his business. If the guy wants to fight a car he can. He's been in that type of mood before.]
FROM: bellic.niko@cdc.org
Depends on what music you like for music. I am a classic rock guy mostly.
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apparently??? who the hell knew, right? no more hijackingrandom cars.
classic rock, man. that's some good shit.
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>I should not believe that firing a gun up the tailpipe of an automobile would be very effective.
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first of all, fuck your opinion.
secondly, shaddup.
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All I have are MIDIs.
FROM: carla.morir@cdc.org
If one of you dies I'm already winning 15 credits.
FROM: carla.morir@cdc.org
Please don't disappoint me :)
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if one of us dies, I'm mugging you for your 15 credits.
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Oh, it's you again.
Where is this fight to the death? I will take bets. What will we do with the loser's body?
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hey sexy!
I dunno, probably just outside of camp. I'll try to take him apart and make go carts for everyone.
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