ʜᴀɴɴᴀ ᴛᴀʟʙᴏᴛ ♠ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴇᴛʜᴇᴜs (
rocknrollrefugee) wrote in
consignment2014-09-19 07:11 pm
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D42 | HOUR 12:30
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
Scoot McCute, please report to the front office, Scoot McCute.
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
I hear if you say Scoot McCute three times, he'll appear. I wonder if it's true. Someone test this for me.
[In it to win it.]
TO: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
How's that for ya?
Scoot McCute, please report to the front office, Scoot McCute.
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
I hear if you say Scoot McCute three times, he'll appear. I wonder if it's true. Someone test this for me.
[In it to win it.]
TO: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
How's that for ya?

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Beautiful. Knew I could count on you.
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We just need a ton of people to start saying that everywhere and we've totally got this.
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Sometimes all you've got to do is get the boulder rolling, and then it's all downhill from there.
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You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
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Meant to make it sound like it had momentum, sorry. Definitely not a bad thing. There's a prize at stake if we get this spreading.
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Scoot McCute.
[ what. ]
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It's what they call him. He's like an urban legend or something.
[Hanna stop making so much shit up.]
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Okay. That's a little weird.
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Nah I'm just fucking with you. I'm helping a friend win a bet of some kind.
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...if by Scoot McCute you mean Scott McCall that is adorable and I'm stealing it.
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Totally. Use it everywhere. Use it all the time. Tell your friends to use it.
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Done, but why?
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Something about getting a prize, winning a bet... idk something like that.
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You could also call him.
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But that's boring.
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Then throw your communicator at his head.
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Okay, first of all, no. I'm not that violent. I'm not Naomi Campbell.
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Scoot McCute, Scoot McCute, Scoot McCute - eh ?
Nothing has happened?
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No? Well that sucks. Maybe we need to do like a Scoot McCute dance or something.
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Is this a mating ritual? Do you need an experienced older gentlemen to tell the apple of your eye that you have feelings for him?
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No, you creep, I don't even know him and it's definitely not a mating ritual.
[WHAT THE HELL ISSHIN]
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Do they find your corpse in stuffed animals if he does appear? Because it's not the kind of urban legend I know of.
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That's some fucked up serial killer shit.
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In a place like this I wouldn't be surprised.
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Sad part is, you're totally right.
FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org
But like the Texas Ranger put it, pretty sure he'll just invoke the all-dark powers of cuteness.
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