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consignment2014-09-20 02:41 pm
TO: ALL (TEXT MESSAGE) | DAY 45, EARLY HOURS
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
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Everyone congratulate me and M01C12-131 for our arrangement! He is now officially part of Red Team. I'm so happy.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
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Also we're having a bonfire at 52:00. I brought a giant projector from my adventures. We're watching the Little Mermaid and Saw. It's Red Team only, but if anyone in Red wants to bring some non-Reds along, that's okay I guess. They can bring their own food.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
TO: RED TEAM
Mandatory letter-writing. Answer this in an open letter: "Why I would hesitate to kill you if Dagger told me to." We will be reading it later.
TO: ALL
Everyone congratulate me and M01C12-131 for our arrangement! He is now officially part of Red Team. I'm so happy.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
TO: ALL
Also we're having a bonfire at 52:00. I brought a giant projector from my adventures. We're watching the Little Mermaid and Saw. It's Red Team only, but if anyone in Red wants to bring some non-Reds along, that's okay I guess. They can bring their own food.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
TO: RED TEAM
Mandatory letter-writing. Answer this in an open letter: "Why I would hesitate to kill you if Dagger told me to." We will be reading it later.

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CONGRATS!! And welcome to the best team ever. Do we get popcorn for the movie?
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I'm all verklempt.
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Do you think I'm cheap? Of course.
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Movies? Boo. What I wouldn't give to see that Stallone movie I missed because I came here.
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Do you really wanna go? Even if there's no explosions?
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What's wrong with my movies?
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Is there a minimum word count on that letter?
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Probably two words?
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I will try to be there on time. I'm going with Vakarian to investigate a lead on what attacked the camp Day 31 and 32
Is there a length you'd like the letter to be?
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Make it as long or as short as you need it to be, really.
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Really? Out of all the activities you could have us do, letter writing is what you choose?
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Writing is an important skill. It might surprise you.
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FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org
I hope that means you'll take care of him.
[ That's as close to behaving as it gets, okay? ]
not here
not here either
not here either
the least here
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You've been gone a while.
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I was working. Unlike some people.
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FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
You're anticlimactically easy to please.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Those two film titles do not match in the least, are we going to be experiencing entertainment whiplash?
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I never made any pretenses about my desires.
Little Mermaid is scary.
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are we to monologue then or does the length matter?
FROM: maias@cdc.org
i suppose i shall look forward to what we are watching as well though i don't know what a projector is
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You have to read it out loud to everyone. And be honest!
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came here 2 kill things not write school asignments about why i wouldnt
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It's part of training. It's important to be honest with each other.
To a degree.
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What's the Little Mermaid and Saw about?
[ he has vaguely grasped what a projector and a movie imply, but he still has never seen one. Also, he thinks that's just one movie. And what a movie it is. ]
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One is about drowning, the other is about dismemberment. They're pretty interesting.
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Congrats.
But wait. Are we talking Disney Little Mermaid here? Like the animated film? Or is it some adaptation of the version where she basically kills herself at the end?
[Because sure, she could see how Dagger might be into Saw, even if the very premise kind of bored her. But Disney?]
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Yeah, that's the one. It has some nice singing but it's terrifying everywhere else.
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FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
I didn't think you were a Disney fan.
[ CAN SHE JUST LEAVE WHEN SAW'S ON ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I like the music.
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Congratulations to the lucky winner. Will there be a presentation of this new addition?
FROM: devan.isha@cdc.org
Perhaps a grand ceremony complete with a statement.
FROM: devan.isha@cdc.org
Better yet will they get a crown like those pageants?
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FROM:mayer.re-l@cdc.org
Two questions: What the hell is 'The Little Mermaid'?
And what if there isn't anyone worth hesitating over, so far?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
1) Some torture movie. 2) Be honest.
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Little Mermaid?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's a fishperson. I don't know. It's your world.
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FROM: barnes.james@cdc.org
Bonfire is optional?
[Really, Dagger? SAW? Why would you make these the first movies he's seen since the 40s? Of all the movies, the ones with extreme torture and a dude cutting off his foot. Thanks for that :| ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I would like it if our Red Team is complete. You can stick to two words.
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It's creepy when you're happy
i didn't see this :c
Don't be a killjoy.
no worries!
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Interesting choices. The inspirational transformation of a young mermaid into a human for her true calling, followed by 8 hours of graphic physical and psychological torture.
FROM: strider.dirk@cdc.org
Is this a metaphor for Jack's figurative rebirth as a red?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Maybe literal, as well. It's a good welcome.
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on a roll w/ youtube today
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omfg dirk no
shhh
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FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
Who comes up with these ideas, HR?
Re: FROM: yamanaka.ino@cdc.org
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I do, so shut it. They're fun.
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