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_{[ oh hey rovermate.
he's messaging you from his bunk could you also be in your bunk too and this is stupid? possibly. ]}

If youre so keen on smoking you should invest in a pipe.

[alas, he is actually tweeting while working. orange team opt out and all. sleep in his bunk for him, jake]

Tried a pipe once. Lost it in a snowstorm. You smoke?

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FROM: baku@cdc.org

(((( ;°Д°))))

Can you still write normally? I can't tell what you're trying to say. That looks like a chair.

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I think we're the some of the only ones still left, buddy. Such a shame. But that aside... you smoke?

Don't shrug it off like that. This is serious. How do we help them?

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dON'T USE THAT ICON ON ME

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don't tell me what to do

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don't tell me to not tell you what to do

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don't tell me to not tell you to not tell me what to do also 1/I'll tell you

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ok done

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What are emoticons?! Are they here???

[She thinks they're wildlife.....]

[he thinks they're ghosts....]

They're the faces people are using in their letters. They suck the soul out of you the more you use them. They're probably evil spirits.]

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[ oh you ]

What lies. Emoticons do not suck out your soul — those are cameras. Why else do you think we are not allowed the video function on these devices?

No no, emoticons actually do the opposite. They increase your virility. :)

I already have that.

Besides, it sounds like a lie. Stuff like that isn't real.

[but ghosts inhabiting emoticons are??]

What is a camera? Does it really steal your soul?

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how did this get so heavy this is your fault

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i did nothing

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[Q's a punk and he doesn't want to ask about emoticons so.]

You're out of cigarettes?

Yeah. What does it matter to you?

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ No!!!!!!

[Goddamn, that one looks pretty complex. This guy might be too far gone. Clearly that's a good scale to judge by.]

That's the emoticon trying to assert its power. Try and resist it.

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[Oh my god he seriously believed her. She's got two options now. 1) Tell him he's an idiot and deny the whole thing. 2) Continue and hope for the best.]

You were warned. I cannot save you now. (◕‿◕)

Zelos said they only steal your soul if you use them. I'm safe.

bring it

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cracks knuckles

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Gliese wont hand out any smokes unless you have special needs. I tried. some bullshit about health concerns They only give you dumb patches at medical

I'd say withdrawal's a health concern.

How is a patch going to help? Can you smoke it?

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They do what!? But that doesn't make sense, they're just little text faces.

I've been told they carry spirits. I don't know how, but there's a chance we might be able to get rid of them. I don't think it should be too long before we find out.

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what's an emoticon? and how does it take your soul?

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I don't know that many. They're the things with a lot of parentheses and dots. One of them has a chair mouth. I think if you use one a ghost possesses you and takes your soul away.

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FROM: wang.heming@cdc.org

WHO TOLD YOU THAT

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They were totally lying.

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It came from two people I trust, they can't be lying.

[OR WOULD THEY..]

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What makes you say that?

Are those hooks? It looks like it's latching onto your soul. You should stop using that one.

You can do better than that.

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