Scarlet "Shinobu" Jacobs (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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consignment2015-01-01 02:38 pm
rippedoff) wrote in consignment2015-01-01 02:38 pm
Entry tags:
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- misaki kirihara,
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- peter parker (usm),
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- shinobu jacobs,
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DAY 79 | HOUR 40:00
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
TO: ALL
Let me preface this by saying that what I'm about to tell you all is going to sound questionable. I totally demanded to make this post, so that one of the guys couldn't. You all can thank me later.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But if a Red comes by and asks you to touch their balls, it isn't as weird as it sounds.
Unless it's coming from Deadpool or November, you can never really be too sure with those guys.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Basically? It's what's going to cure you. You'll go inside the balls and get sprayed with some white substance. Yeah, really.
Look, it at least smells like baby powder if that makes it any better.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If you need to get cured, let us know here and we'll get someone out to you. All Reds should have at least one ball, so feel free to go to any of us.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Afterward, make sure you get your asses to a quarantine zone. Wear masks, if you can. You really don't wanna ask a Red twice if you can touch their balls, do you?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Anyway, that's it. As dumb as this all sounds, that's apparently what's going to work. So yep.
TO: ALL
Let me preface this by saying that what I'm about to tell you all is going to sound questionable. I totally demanded to make this post, so that one of the guys couldn't. You all can thank me later.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But if a Red comes by and asks you to touch their balls, it isn't as weird as it sounds.
Unless it's coming from Deadpool or November, you can never really be too sure with those guys.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Basically? It's what's going to cure you. You'll go inside the balls and get sprayed with some white substance. Yeah, really.
Look, it at least smells like baby powder if that makes it any better.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If you need to get cured, let us know here and we'll get someone out to you. All Reds should have at least one ball, so feel free to go to any of us.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Afterward, make sure you get your asses to a quarantine zone. Wear masks, if you can. You really don't wanna ask a Red twice if you can touch their balls, do you?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Anyway, that's it. As dumb as this all sounds, that's apparently what's going to work. So yep.
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